There's a new party in Town

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Introducing THE BATSH*T CRAZY TICKET


More Posters/Fliers are spread throughout the dorm:



Journalism Students and wannabe political opponents take note:


The Batsh*t Crazy's Manifesto Campaign Platform:

Campaign Objectives:
A safe and secure learning environment
The rights of the individual to decide his own fate
Decentralization of power
Escape the bonds of tyranny
Deliver freedom to all
Equality for all students whether they be human, alien, magical, mutant, robot or a beautiful cyborg woman only you can see
Sentient machines are people too
Freedom from religious/thought persecution
Reduced vending machine prices

Presidential/Vice-Presidential Platform
Freeing all students/prisoners from the tyranny of public education
Establish Student Bill of Rights to ensure the protection of the student body from tyranny.

Including:
1. Freedom of Speech
2. Freedom of the Press
3. Freedom to take reasonable exception to course material
4. Freedom to support or dispute social and political causes in a public manner

While these rights may exist at School, Number Six & Baltar will ensure that these rights are upheld.

To fulfill the goals and objectives of the party they will:
Establish a Debate Club
Establish a Town Hall meetings for students to air grievances regarding various issues.
Establish a Tunneling Club
Dig a tunnel from the dorm basement paving a path to freedom
Buy shovels, pick-axe's and find away to distribute the dirt.
Negotiate with Kwik Stop to provide high quality snack items at lower costs for our school vending machines

Security platform
1. Early warning system for all students on Campus regarding emergencies or hazardous situations (ie Zombie invasion, Swedish chef makes Zombie Stew, etc. )
2. Establish volunteer student services that will provide the following:
a. Provide a security service to escort students between fandomtownies and Campus
b. Coordinate security issues between Fandomhigh Security and FTPD
c. Assist Rover in security measures for school.
d. Provide a centralized dispatch service for students to call in the event of an emergency
3. Arrange weapons training sessions for any person interested in learning self defense, including:
a. Hand-to-hand combat
b. Firearm training & certification
c. Sword fighting


[OOC: Apologies to Six and Baltar if I missed anything or sent this out too early]

Comments

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Introducing THE BATSH*T CRAZY TICKET *laughs* This is fabulous!]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: And finally the Journalism students have more to write about than the quality of the posters. Make sure Spider gives us some love for that]

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Spider loves y'all anyway. *muahahahaha*.))

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I'm not sure whether I should scared or... scared.]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*walks past muttering darkly about Coach Ash*

*sees the flyer*

*starts laughing*

*leans against nearest wall to stop falling over*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty hands her a cookie with "6" written on in and wonders what's so funny.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*takes cookie*

Thanks, I just had a little TA meeting with Coach Ash and I really needed that.

*hands Marty a five dollar note*

Campaign donation.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

stuffs bill in g-string

Puts bill in wallet. "Thanks! Can we count on your support?"

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*shrugs*

Sure.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*reads and wonders if decentralisation of power and freedom have to go together*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: It's kind of like a Reese's Peanut butter cup]

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

((And that reference goes completely over my head, I'm afraid.))

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Y'know... Chocolate and Peanut butter that- Oh never mind.]

Marty hands Cam a cookie with the number "6" written on it in icing.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

((Ah, I think I get it. Belgians aren't too hot on peanut butter. *whistles*))

Thanks! *munches on cookie*

Got some interesting points there.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Well, I still don't understand what the Tunneling club is all about but Six insisted on having it in there."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*frowns* Yeah, there's some weird points on there, but I can agree with others.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Anything on the Security Platform you like? Dislike? Suggestions?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Nope, I like your security platform, you seem to have it covered. Definitely glad you're suggesting the classes. Might even sign up for those volunteers if you win.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Sounds Great! I'll keep that in mind."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*nods* Cool. Good luck with the campaign.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Hee!]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: To bad Drusilla's on Staff. Could use another nutcase to fill out the ticket.]

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

((OOC: You could always ask Wednesday Addams))

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Oooooo. Good idea. BTW - Has Six contacted you regarding using the PA?]

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Yep.))

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Thumbs up or Down? If it's going to cause you headaches then we have an alternate plan.]

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Up. *grins* The Dean of Students may have words, but that's between you three and him. Spider's allll for freedom of speech.))

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: *Snerk* You should also remind Spydaddy that he needs to set up voicemail. Marty may be approaching him regarding a personal issue.]

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

((OOC: I'll do my best, but as Jack is 'the man' and Spider is, well, reactionary at best... I think I might do it by slipping a note beneath his office door.))

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

{OOC: Ha! Beautiful.}

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*Hands Crichton a cookie with the number "6" on it*

"Baltar mentioned you might be willing to help out the campaign?"

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*takes cookie and eats it*

"Yep. Had a rash of tests to get through this week that stopped me from fully participating but I did manage a few endorsements from some of Baltar's past associates about his character and his campaign in general." John nods thoughtfully. "I may not be an artist or particularly graphics literate but I do have some things I'm good at."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"I'm working on some posters for Gaius. Any Endorsements or slogans you can think of for him or Six (if your supporting him) would be great."

[OOC: Check the batsh1tcrazy community. You have access to post there.]

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

*impressed*

10 out of 10 for style. Why aren't any of you in my class?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"I may have style, but clothing isn't my bag. I am tempted to make a costume though for Ms. Gilmore, just for fun. Does she have a sidekick name yet or logo? 'Cuz that kind of defines the outfit. That and liquid latex."

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

I completely forgot wanted to leave that up to the Tick. Now I have to leave on totally unrelated matters.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

*Tick reads the poster and looks over the platforms*

Hmm... This is a mighty Cadillac of Righteousness you're selling, Marty, and I think you'll have a lot of buyers!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty hands the Tick a cookie with the number "6" written on it writing.

"Thank you, you big beautiful blue bastion of justice!"