Campaign Materials

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Poster Text

- Dedicated to bringing your screams for mercy pleas to the administration of Fandom High.

- Calm, practical intervention in case of bloodshed, death, pox, invasion, or parental visitation.

- A rational voice to present your concerns fairly to the faculty at large and the administration in particular.

- Willingness to bargain on your behalf on any topic from human experimentation to mindless violence.

- Promising moderation in all things, including student/faculty relations of every description.

- Forcing the administration to relive the unrelenting agony of understand being a teenager.

Wednesday Addams for Liason for Administrative Affairs

Write-in Candidate Batsh*t Crazy Ticket
Vote Batsh*t Crazy
We understand YOU.

There is a small basket of buttons beneath each of the posters, containing buttons for all of the various members of the Batsh*t Crazy party who have already put them out and one new one



that can't seem to commit to a specific geometric shape.