Campaign Materials

[addams-daughter.livejournal.com]

Poster Text

- Dedicated to bringing your screams for mercy pleas to the administration of Fandom High.

- Calm, practical intervention in case of bloodshed, death, pox, invasion, or parental visitation.

- A rational voice to present your concerns fairly to the faculty at large and the administration in particular.

- Willingness to bargain on your behalf on any topic from human experimentation to mindless violence.

- Promising moderation in all things, including student/faculty relations of every description.

- Forcing the administration to relive the unrelenting agony of understand being a teenager.

Wednesday Addams for Liason for Administrative Affairs

Write-in Candidate Batsh*t Crazy Ticket
Vote Batsh*t Crazy
We understand YOU.

There is a small basket of buttons beneath each of the posters, containing buttons for all of the various members of the Batsh*t Crazy party who have already put them out and one new one



that can't seem to commit to a specific geometric shape.

Comments

[medusae-x.livejournal.com]

Duce stops on her way past the poster and does a doubletake. Busting into loud, raucuous laughter, she takes a handfull of buttons, pins them on her jacket, and walks off, still laughing hysterically.

[addams-daughter.livejournal.com]

I know where you sleep.

[medusae-x.livejournal.com]

"Oh, we're not laughing at you. We're laughing at the poor fucks who don't vote for you." Duce smirks evilly and wanders off.

[addams-daughter.livejournal.com]

Wednesday actually laughed before resuming her hanging of campaign posters.