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*passes out on the roof of the school, and if anybody comes up, will be found snoring loudly, and drooling, laying on his back*

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*Elizabeth rushes through the door, having followed him up from the 5th floor. She sees that he's passed out, and rolls her eyes* Bloody pirates *she mutters. She puts all her bad feelings aside and decides it's time to take action. She tries to wake Jayne up by slapping him on the face and shaking his body.*

*blinks his eyes open*

Was gonna buy you a ring.... and then George... and then...

*pukes, alot*

*She looks down at her dress, which is quite filthy now, and looks furious at the mention of George.* You know what? You have to choose between us. Because I will not go to Homecoming if you think you're going with both of us. *Well, she would, but it wouldn't be as innocently as she might have* Now, it's time for you to sober up. I hope my roommate doesn't kill me...

*She tried to tug Jayne up, hoping that she could maybe make it to her dorm room supporting him.*

::hoists Jayne straight up and slings him over his shoulder::

He should be mostly empty of vomitus by now, ::eyes Elizabeth's dress:: sorry.

I'll bunk him in my room tonight after tossing him into the shower for a while. You go get cleaned up and call wherever the hell he's staying right now.

Thank you so much *She looked down at her dress and sighed* It's a good thing I brought plenty of extras.

Where is he staying? I don't think I even know.

The last I heard, he was staying with Sheldon Sands, but when I talked with Sands in study hall today, it sounded like Jayne may have been kicked out.

::sighs as he re-adjusts Jayne's weight::

Why don't we just figure this out in the morning, okay?

*mutters something uncomprehensable as hes being lifted by Blueman*
*passes out again*

Time for a shower, Jayne.

::heads for the stairwell back down to the third floor::

*doesnt stir the intire way down*

::takes Jayne into the third floor communal bathroom, (gently) dumps him into a shower stall and turns the cold water on, full blast::

*moans, backing away weakly, before once again sinking into unconsciousness, shivering*

::watches for a few minutes to make sure that he's not going to wake up::

dammit dammit dammit.

::turns off the water and hauls a now sodden Jayne back over his shoulder::

::heads for 302, his room::

*moans in his unconsciousness, first something that sounds remarkably like "George", then something that is *definitely* "Bagoas"*

::catches and notes the names as he unlocks the door and manouvers into the room::

::mutters to himself::

::pulls a blanket onto the floor with his free hand, then lays Jayne down on it, closes and locks the door, then starts to undress Jayne::

*is blissfully unaware, but his shivering does intensify*

::gets Jayne naked, tosses the wet clothes into the corner, then starts to rub Jayne down::

::with a TOWEL to DRY him, perverts::

*moans quietly, obviously in alot of pain, but is still unconscious*

::bundles Jayne in several blankets and puts him in the bed::

::finally notices that those are painful moans, not drunken ones::

::checks Jayne's pulse and temp, then gently pries open his eyelids to check his pupils::

*pupils are almost completely dilated, breathing is rough and shallow, almost non-existant, and pulse is weak and rapid*

Shit!

::quickly calls ahead (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandom_clinic/20040.html?thread=587592#t587592) then grabs the still bundled Jayne and rushes for the clinic::

*is still quite out of it*

*more or less crawls along beside her, moaning in pain*

*She pursed her lips in sympathy. She muttered something which sounded like "curse my soft heart"*

::finds Elizabeth next to a passed out Jayne and sighs::

Did he stumble past your room, too?

Past the lounge *She looks up and smiles slightly* but, yes.

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