Locked to those listed: By request of Sam Carter, on behalf of Stupid Men

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TO:
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Kara Thrace
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Mystique
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Professor Kiddo
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Angela Chase
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Aeryn Sun
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Chloe Sullivan
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]D'anna Biers
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Professor Sara Sidle
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Jaye Tyler
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Joan Girardi
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Elizabeth Turner
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Rogue D'Encanto
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Anya Jenkins
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Professor Cregg
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Callisto
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Rory Gilmore
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Professor Amidala
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Paige Halliwell
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Alanna Trebond
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Zero Hopeless-Savage
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Veronica Mars
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Cally
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Lisa Cuddy
[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]Professor Van De Kamp

Re: Notice anything stupid about some guys on campus? How suddenly, they're all minions of Janet?

Well, it's not your imagination. And it's not their fault. They've all been drugged. Sadly, it's not Janet's fault either. She's got a parasitealien brain virus, and she's gonna get help tonight. But that's going to need some assistance.

Sam Carter asked me to round up any women who might be willing to distract these guys and keep them from interfering in the intervention that's going to get Janet to a treatment facility. The drug she's using makes them-- susceptible, to feminine wiles. The idea is to just seductively flirtily gently draw them away from her... and then probably tie them up, bop them on the head, or lock 'em in a closet until Janet's gone. The effect should fade when she's outta here.

If you're getting this email, it's because you're either a friend of the guys effected, a friend of mine, someone who owes me a favor, or someone who Carter thinks can help. Please keep the contents of this note confidential.

We can't guarantee you won't get hurt. I should state that up front. This counts as some kind of "hazardous duty." But you are *not* required to take the sexy act any further than you want to. You'll be working in teams; we're trying to reduce the risk to both you *and* these poor whacked-out suckers, as much as possible.

Bring ropes, handcuffs, and burlap bags if you've got them, to Sam's Room, 407, as soon as you can.

Thanks.

Parker

P.S. To Professors only: Professors? Two of the effected are Dr. Grissom and Professor Ash. Help in making sure we don't assault a teacher? Would be greatly appreciated.

ETA:
Minions list:
Cameron Mitchell
Lee Adama
Coach Ash
Professor Grissom
John Crichton

Comments

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*hits reply all* I have a couple of spare pairs of handcuffs if anyone needs them, will bring them with me, lets keep this to ourselves though yeah?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Ohh, count on that.

_{[ooc: Of course Paige does. *laugh* Perfect.]}

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

((and for someone from the 14thC Geoff's taken it all very well!))

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

To: Miss Parker
I am willing to help get them out of danger. Without seduction.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*thinks* Fair enough. You can be the muscle! Thanks, Alanna.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Where do you need me?

((Ooc: aka, shoot me alink?))

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Sam's room, bring anything that'll help take them down.

_{[*points upward to post, Room 407*]}

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{over here, actually: here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/janet_fraiser/29916.html?thread=719836#t719836). Back up Paige, so she doesn't get hurt, please.}

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Parker, I got your message. Good to hear from you again. Where do you need me?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I didn't see Bree on the list... pick your poison and give me an assignment, I can delete the above.]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

[Lisa, por favor. Follow Parker on Coach Ash. He's about to be dropped like a sandbag, hopefully.]

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

Miss Parker,
Thank you for the invitation, but for all I care Coach Ash can get a brain wasting disease. Dr. Grissom, I am sure will be fine. I'm having guests tonight, but I wish you all the luck in the world. Again...if Ash suffers a little, it will only make me smile. Happy hunting!

CJ

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker frowns.

Okay, mental note: ask around about teacher relationships, before asking assistance.



_{[ooc:*laugh* And she is *so* going to hold C.J. to that!]}

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Parker -

Would help if I weren't at the debate thingy/not allowed to seduce/not able to take by force.

If you manage to send people to Logan's, I'll do what I can from there.

- Rory

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Am not a minion! Just got beat up and had my room trashed. No Hathor love in John's house!]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Rory--

I figured. Too bad you're not here to take pictures for the Yearbook.

Have fun at Logan's. Remember, don't eat anything! or drink anything! or, you know, get killed!

Parker

[fates_jaye]

Oh my God, I was invited to something cool? If I can ever get my sister off the phone, it might be possible.

(OOC: Code for: mun is already involved in the plot and needs to see if her head will explode being in two places at once. *g* But omg, wanna see Jaye snarking on this.)

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Parker -

Will do what I can. And if all goes wrong, I've got an in with the host, you know.

Let me know how it all turns out.

- Rory

[chasingangela]

Parker -

Sorry, but I think the clinic was my narrow escape for the night. Also, will be busy dodging Angelus at the election thing.

Have fun.

-Angela

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

No problem. Random violence is always in large supply here. You can come to the next kidnapping!

_{[ooc: Jeez, I can't keep track! Heh. NP.]}

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Angela--

Yeah, I kind of thought so, but we needed people, so... Tell Marty I said hi, and to drop off that DVD.

And remember! Don't go off alone with anyone there!

Oh, we will have fun. Yesss.

- Parker

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: Terrorist Re-Decorators! Film at 11! And awwwww. *gives you new pillow*]}

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[ack, too slow. next target?]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: NP, help Alanna with Han if she's having trouble. *laugh* Sorry!]}

[chasingangela]

Parker -

Thanks. I'm being as careful as possible, short of leaving Fandom.

I will tell Marty you said hi, but I thought he told you that DVD no longer in print? (He told me that, anyhow.) Or is this something different?

-A

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Parker

I have no idea what's going on, but if it has anything to do with Lee getting drugged, I'm in.

V

[fates_jaye]

Perfect! Looking forward to it!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

V:

Thank god. Get to the Library (http://www.livejournal.com/users/janet_fraiser/29916.html) ASAP, Dr. Grissom just slipped the net. I'll be there to help in a minute.

Parker

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[OOC: It is all good. Lisa will double-stuff, ahhhh team Han. Rogue had to leave, so Grissom is still ready to defend Hathor if you can send in another body to woo him, I just didn't feel comfortable NPCing him doing... lord knows what.]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: No, no 'tis fine. I'm looking for one of the others, then we'll snag him. you go help with Han.]}

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Cuddy is there to help Alanna out. She can do the sexy bits while Alanna looks confused if you want.]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: Works fine. Go to it!]}

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

[ooc: D's trying to finish her field trip from last week and do something for the paper re: elections. If I get a window, will be there.]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

[S'okay, I think we're entering in the final stages. Thank god. *laugh* Have fun. Ask Parker about it later.]

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

[Shall, she's just across the hall, after all]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Parker is obviously forgetting the nasty voicemail I left her]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: Replied to that IC... but maybe wasn't clear. So yeah, still need to clear this up.]}

[chasingangela]

[OOC: Or she wants to torment you.]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: Ooo, much better reason! *torment torment torment*]}