In the common room, avoiding the CNG* in her room

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker is flipping channels. Hoping to find something. She is singing under her breath; she might have heard this song from Vala.

Or not.

"Who's the bro with all the aggro,
who can take down a goon,
with a sharp spoon?
JACK! The man they call Jack. That's what I'm sayin'...."

Possibly the lack of nicotine is getting to her.



_{*Crazy Naked Guy}

Comments

[swerval_zero]

Rory, you're too nice to be a bitch.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Uh huh. Nice people don't do stuff like that. But bitchy people do. Maybe I should invest in a leather jacket. That might help the image move along."

[swerval_zero]

*rolls eyes* You didn' make anybody do anythin'. You didn' do it all for your own sick twisted amusement or anythin'. Clearly you feel bad about it. Ergo you are not a grindin' bitch.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Then why hasn't he called?" Rory replies, picking at a thread on the couch cover.

[swerval_zero]

Because apparently, phone access has been removed from all people with a Y chromosome, remember?

Or maybe he's composing an ode.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory shakes her head. "No, your boyfriend has the ode. Mine's writing a Japanese death poem for me. Or, well, I suppose it could be an ode: 'To Rory's Lips (and how they will make me break up with her.)'"

[swerval_zero]

The Japanese have death poems?

C'mon, Rory, think positively! An' besides, he started it!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"True. But I took it too far. And besides, Jake probably has a black eye now, and is undoubtedly going to be homeless. And yeah, Japanese poets used to compose poems before they or people they loved were killed."

[swerval_zero]

Huh.

Jake can move into the dorms if Logan goes that psycho. He'll be fine.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"True. But he shouldn't have to."

[swerval_zero]

Which is far more on Logan's crazy temper than you.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory nods. "Also true. But...it shouldn't have ever even become an issue. I should've just talked to Logan rather than gone through with the plan."

[swerval_zero]

The plan was probably more fun, though. Well. Up until Jake got punched.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Eh," Rory says, waving a hand. "It was more funny in theory. And then - you know, I still have the hardest time reading Logan. I completely didn't think he was going to hit Jake. And then wham. And then Professor Jerusalem came. And then we all got detention."

[swerval_zero]

That's punishment enough without you punishing yourself.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory shrugs. "And Beka and Lilly both got implicated. All my fault."

[swerval_zero]

*sigh* I give up. You're determined to feel guilty, aren't you?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"She's an idiot. No, Rory, I'm sorry, you are. You did a dumb thing. You got caught. Jake can live in the dorms, and Logan can freakin' deal."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory stares.

And then promptly bursts into tears.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"... oh, dear sweet God...." Parker grabs the Oreos and hands them to Rory. "No more waterworks! No! I forbid it, damnit! Christ, why doesn't this room have Kleenex?"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"All," gulp, "my," gulp, "fault," Rory sobs, taking the Oreos.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Oh, Jesus wept." Parker groans. "Fine. Your fault. Your culpa. You're culpable. I give up. I have a Crazy Naked Guy in my room, a sobbing twink here, an assistant who almost took home 10k for not crying, and I have *had* it. You're all on your own."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory nods. "Because I am guilty."

[ooc: I do so love Rory's guilt complex. It's enormous and fun to mess with.]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Twit. You're a twit, Gilmore."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Get over yourself, Gilmore. Christ on a chariot! Broots is having a meltdown, and you're worried that you're a bitch? ON what planet can you be in the same room as *ME* and try to claim that? God!"