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fandomhighdorms2005-10-17 12:32 am
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Marty kicks open the door to the dorm looking a little on the cranky side.
He carries with him a duffel of dirty clothes and loud protesting cat who is scratching at him fiercely.
He goes up to his room, listens to his messages and checks his e-mail which include a couple of complaints regarding certain students...
and then posts the following message on the bulletin board:
ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!
It has come to my attention that a rash of thefts have occurred while I was out of town. While the perpetrators and their pink little bunny rabbit have been identified, I will need any students who have had any loss of property to file a report with me before I can hand them over to Rover and Dean Bristow for proper punishment.
Theft of personal property is against school policy. Punishment is up to school administration.
Martin Blank
FH Security Officer
He carries with him a duffel of dirty clothes and loud protesting cat who is scratching at him fiercely.
He goes up to his room, listens to his messages and checks his e-mail which include a couple of complaints regarding certain students...
and then posts the following message on the bulletin board:
ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!
It has come to my attention that a rash of thefts have occurred while I was out of town. While the perpetrators and their pink little bunny rabbit have been identified, I will need any students who have had any loss of property to file a report with me before I can hand them over to Rover and Dean Bristow for proper punishment.
Theft of personal property is against school policy. Punishment is up to school administration.
Martin Blank
FH Security Officer