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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty kicks open the door to the dorm looking a little on the cranky side.

He carries with him a duffel of dirty clothes and loud protesting cat who is scratching at him fiercely.

He goes up to his room, listens to his messages and checks his e-mail which include a couple of complaints regarding certain students...

and then posts the following message on the bulletin board:





ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!



It has come to my attention that a rash of thefts have occurred while I was out of town. While the perpetrators and their pink little bunny rabbit have been identified, I will need any students who have had any loss of property to file a report with me before I can hand them over to Rover and Dean Bristow for proper punishment.

Theft of personal property is against school policy. Punishment is up to school administration.

Martin Blank
FH Security Officer

Comments

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory wonders how she can file a report. Would voicemail work? Or would it need to be in a more official capacity?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Sorry. Feel free to reply to this post here.

BTW - Marty is sooooo going to do the "I told you so dance" when he finds out about the whole Rory/Logan/Jake thing]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

[ooc: I know, I know. She should have listened to him. But I love my little emo kid, and making her angst, so I had to do it.]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: He'd probably give you a break if you had detention with Drusilla but since you skipped out of that...]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

[ooc:...and then got a new car...but hey, I've got to go next week, and who knows who's doing it then.]

Loss of Property Report

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Student Name: Rory Gilmore
Dorm Room # 305
Items Lost: Three coffee mugs, and three novels and a smutty book four books.
Comments: I'm fine, since I got my stuff back, but I'm annoyed that whoever took my stuff felt the need to take something PRIVATE fromunder my mattress, and display it in the common room. Not cool, evil pink bunny.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John walks past this, and thinks to himself: 'that's why I boobytrap my room.'

[phases-of-kitty.livejournal.com]

Student Name: Kitty Pryde
Dorm Room: East Attic
Items Lost: My ballet shoes were taken.
Comments: I got them back, but I had to give the bunny pie.

[swerval_zero]

Student Name: Zero Hopeless-Savage
Dorm Room: 220
Item Lost: One (1) pair combat boots.
Comments: I got them back, but I had to give the bunny my safety pin ear jewelry. Also the bunny is a pervert.

And also welcome back.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Student Name: Jack O'Neill
Dorm Room: The Love Shack suite.
Item(s) Lost: Sheets and a picture.
Comments: I got them back but had to give the bunny mono.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*torn up before it was handed in becuse Callisto thought Mr Fluffypants was cute being able to mock Angelus over the porn made up for the theft*

Student Name: Callisto
Dorm Room: South Attic
Item(s) Lost:Pair of vambraces (x1), Pair of kneeguards (x1), notebook containing Art TA notes (x1), metal studded leather hairties (x4).
Comments: Got them back from the bunny who "found" them in exchange for a pair of scissors.

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

Marty, CJ. I need to talk to you about some of the stolen things. Confidentially. Call my voice mail or drop into my free hour.

Do I really need to fill this out?

[chasingangela]

Student Name: Angela Chase
Dorm Room: # 304
Items Lost: Two flannel shirts, three CDs, my poetry notebook.
Comments: I got everything but one CD back, and, honestly, they can keep it. Dorks.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Student Name: Anakin Skywalker
Dorm Room: 405
Items Lost: Advanced Negotiation notes, musical instrument
Comments: I got everything back but my pride. I miss my pride.