[ooc: Why? Why do you hate my computer so much that you think coffee should be spewed at it? And I even KNEW THIS WAS COMING. 'Cube of Wonder' was my undoing.
And by the way? Rory's birthday present is the best EVER.
And everyone knows I don't own that book IRL. Nope. Not looking at it right now.]
And Rory, naturally, will know it's mocha-colored and not just brown.
And it really is the greatest book in the world. Everyone should own a copy. It teaches you all about home security and how to wear a cape without looking doofy.]
[OOC: I've been reading comics for years so I want to be a superhero, and now I find out there are books that give me instructions on how to be one? Dude. It must be my Destiny.]
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And by the way? Rory's birthday present is the best EVER.
And everyone knows I don't own that book IRL. Nope. Not looking at it right now.]
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"Cube of Wonder" was a last-minute addition. Rory will get to play with it a bit tonight, and Tick will stare in amazement.
I had to go with "mocha-colored," Caffeinator!
And you're the reason I know that book exists. That makes it extra funny.]
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And Rory, naturally, will know it's mocha-colored and not just brown.
And it really is the greatest book in the world. Everyone should own a copy. It teaches you all about home security and how to wear a cape without looking doofy.]
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