E-mail to Student Body

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From: Blank, Martin
To: Body, Student
CC: Bristow, Dean

Subject: Security Notice - Recent Events in Town

Last Wednesday at a local pub, several students were drugged by a hallucinogenic gas that caused them to behave in erratic manner. Several students have approached me concerned about this particular incident.

For the students who required to breathe and are concerned about any future use of said gas, air filter masks and goggles are available for order in town at Blood Gulch Arms at a special rate of $37.00.

This is not an endorsement of this particular establishment, nor a reversal of the weapons ban here on campus. These masks are being offered at a special rate for the student body's protection.

Thank you,

Martin Blank
Security Officer

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