[Friday Night, Room 306] Sticky Situation

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

The door to 306 is slightly ajar. If you were to crack it open just a bit more, you might see this charming tableau:

6 stood with his arms crossed, amusement and annoyance both flickering across his face. Logan Echolls faced him, his back against the closet door -- more accurately, his waist against the closet door.

"Well, Goodfellow, I did tell you to stop backing up. Not to worry, though. The supermagnet is on an automatic release cycle. You'll be free in an hour."

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[fh_jackass]

"An hour?! Uh, no," Logan tugged at the waistband, but it was fastened securely. He pulled off his Ethics Slave badge and stuck it in his pocket. "Dude, get me down now!"

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

"My apologies, but there are people with psychokinetic abilities at Fandom High. I removed the manual release. I'm able to extend the time period, not reduce it."

[fh_jackass]

"What the hell is this thing for, anyway?!" Logan yelled. He braced his feet against the door and tried, unsuccessfully, to wriggle out of the belt.

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

"If someone attempts to plant a listening device on my clothing, they activate the magnet." He smiled. "It's a booby trap. For trapping boobs." 6 had a short chuckle at that.

[fh_jackass]

Logan rubbed the palm of his hand against his forehead. "And I thought Parker was psychotic. Come on, man, there's gotta be a kill switch somewhere!"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory was just saying goodnight to her grandmother outside 305 when she heard noises next door.

As Emily strutted away, Rory poked her head into 306.

"Everything oka - " She stopped short, staring, and then abruptly lifted a hand to her forehead. "Please, please tell me there's some kind of explanation for this. Please?"

[fh_jackass]

Logan pulled his "Ethics Slave" badge from his pocket and waved it at her.

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

"Oh, like hell this is that. I didn't ask him to do this!"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Then...what's going on?" Rory asks, confused.

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

"It's complicated. The door is magnetized. Logan's belt is metal. My wristwatch is metal. I can't take my hand off of him!"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"What does your being a slave have to do with....?" She waves a hand at the scene.

[fh_jackass]

"He set this up!" Logan said. "I don't know what he was planning, but I did not agree to kinky sex games!"

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

"Liar! Brigand!"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Better not've," Rory said good-naturedly. "Why is the door magnetized anyway?"

[trina-echolls.livejournal.com]

"...because family is the most important thing in my life," Trina said, emoting with big eyes for the camera as she walked backwards through the hallways. "Family is the cornerstone of, like, everything I am as an actress and as a person. If it wasn't for my family I wouldn't be the kind, giving, understanding - "

Trina paused as she passed by an open doorway and saw at least one person who looked familiar.

"Oh god, Logan," she sighed, putting her hands on her hips. "Have you decided to go gay again?"

[fh_jackass]

Logan sighed and shook his head. "No, Trina, it's a school assigment which has gone very, very wrong."

"Wait, what do you mean, 'again'?"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory glanced back and forth between Logan and the redhead who had just entered, her brows arched.

[trina-echolls.livejournal.com]

Trina looked at her cameraman and made a slashing motion across her throat. "Bobby, take five."

The cameraman put the camera down. "My name's not - "

Trina ignored him. She stepped into the room. "Logan, you need to focus. My publicist can't sell an image if you won't stick to a single thing. Though I suppose gay's better than high school alcoholic. Unless - " Trina frowned "You don't have a cat, do you? Gay with cats is so 90s."

[fh_jackass]

"Tell you what, Trina, when you decide what you want me to be, have your people write it up. Because that's just the kind of -- Christ, dude, do you have to grope?" He looked down at Six.

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

((*snerk!* really, though, like he ever stopped?))

Sonic Screwdriver to the Rescue

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

*smiles, points the sonic screwdriver at Number Six's watch, and activates it*

There, I've reversed the polarity of the magnetic flow, that should have you sorted out...

*does the same to Logan's belt*

And you're sorted out as well. Puddings for all! *laugh*

Re: Sonic Screwdriver to the Rescue

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

6 yanked his hand free. "Thank you." He stood and glowered at Logan.

Re: Sonic Screwdriver to the Rescue

[trina-echolls.livejournal.com]

Trina took all of this in, then turned back to Logan with a less than pleased smile. "You're gay again and hanging out with science nerds? Was the 'loser' tattoo on your forehead too expensive? Oh no, wait, you got the inheritance."

Re: Sonic Screwdriver to the Rescue

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory cleared her throat. "Maybe I should just leave..."

Re: Sonic Screwdriver to the Rescue

[fh_jackass]

"Sorry, Trina, I'm not financing your boob job. You'll just have to earn it pole-dancing like the rest of the girls," Logan said. He noticed 6 glaring at him and sighed. "What, dude?"