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fandomhighdorms2005-10-31 03:24 pm
sogothcally.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhighdorms2005-10-31 03:24 pm
New Business? Posters Up in the Dorms.
New Posters have begun appearing up in the dorms, they look a little something like:
Computer Making Strange Noises?
Microwave Exploded?
Toaster Gained Sentience?
ABC Damage Control Is Ready To Help!
Efficient Service
Low Rats
Custom Machinery Built on Request
No Repair Work Too Big
No Problem Too Small
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ABC Damage Control is not responsible for any strange side effects that may occur from any custom built machinery, whether it be gumballs, cotton candy, arm-cast lasers, butterflies, toaster-cameras, etcetera
Computer Making Strange Noises?
Microwave Exploded?
Toaster Gained Sentience?
ABC Damage Control Is Ready To Help!
Efficient Service
Low Rats
Custom Machinery Built on Request
No Repair Work Too Big
No Problem Too Small
We Are Here For You!
ABC Damage Control is not responsible for any strange side effects that may occur from any custom built machinery, whether it be gumballs, cotton candy, arm-cast lasers, butterflies, toaster-cameras, etcetera