New Business? Posters Up in the Dorms.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

New Posters have begun appearing up in the dorms, they look a little something like:







Computer Making Strange Noises?
Microwave Exploded?
Toaster Gained Sentience?

ABC Damage Control Is Ready To Help!
Efficient Service
Low Rats
Custom Machinery Built on Request
No Repair Work Too Big
No Problem Too Small
We Are Here For You!

ABC Damage Control is not responsible for any strange side effects that may occur from any custom built machinery, whether it be gumballs, cotton candy, arm-cast lasers, butterflies, toaster-cameras, etcetera

Comments

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[OOC: *does not make a joke about the low rats* *squeak*]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: you can only do it if you use a brogue]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I could use a really poor excuse for a brogue. Does that work?]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: It did for Boreanaz]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Well played. *squeak*]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Bridge-mun demanded that line be in there.]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I figured it was either a funny typo or a hysterical intentional typo. Either way, I had to comment. :)]

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*looks at the poster and considers sticking a Post-It under his face with the disclaimer "Only here for the heavy lifting"*

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

(ooc: hahaha arm cast lasers! yis!)