Room 333 - MacBeth's Welcome

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DEATH, on the back of Binky, can be seen riding through the dorm rooms, wearing a standard black robe, a purple leather fedora, and a condom necklace on his scythe. He arrives at Room 333 and notices that his new roommate has not yet arrived. If possible for a seven-foot skeleton, he appears quite pleased and, after consulting what appears to be an interior design book from the 1980s, goes about decorating the room in welcome.

He appears to have copious amounts of faux fur in day glow colors, bits of colored springs, and lots of construction paper. He begins constructing a large, friendly looking sun, as seen in his book, with faux fur rays.

THIS SUN WILL SHINE THE RAYS OF MY WELCOME

...

I BELIEVE THAT WAS PROPERLY METAPHORICAL.

Binky stands in the center of the room, watching patiently with a rubber duck on his back. He may stick his nose out the door from time to time, if someone were to pass down the hall.


((OOC: For the new people: DEATH is a seven-foot tall skeleton, who is often seen with Binky, a large, white, and very much alive horse. Normally he'd be wearing black robes, but, well... he discovered fashion last semester. We'll leave it at that. His eyes glow blue and, for obvious reasons, he has no facial features. DEATH cannot be seen by everyone, because it would break brains. Anyone of a magical/supernatural nature can see him, cats can see him... if you're in a trance, delirious from pain, really high or drunk, or just really Strange-In-The-Head (ie. The Tick) you can probably see him. You might just see a tall, skinny, fuzzy looking guy. The more you interact with DEATH, the better you get at seeing him if you are not so inclined. If you can't see DEATH, you just feel the sense of dread that seems to pervade the area around him. Everyone can hear DEATH, even if they can't see him. His words aren't heard by ears, so much as by heads, but that's not too important. Any Questions?))

Comments

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"I'm a student," Lisa says in a friendly fashion. "Although I work at the Clinic, so gumball dispenser isn't that far off. But DEATH is a freshman too, even though he is technically not a man, I don't think. It's just a term that's been accepted over time, I guess. And I'm a junior, at any rate."

Lisa totally picks up on the vibes in the room shrugs, although not in an un-polite fashion.

"I should get going, I'm awfully tired after my commute today. It was nice to meet you Pippi. You should come down to my room sometime and hang out, perhaps your horse would enjoy spending time with my roommate's cat.

DEATH, good to see you. I'll catch you at work this week?"

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH nods.*



*DEATH shakes his scythe, which holds a collection of multi-colored condoms, for emphasis.*

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi looks up at the collection on the scythe and then looks back down at the paper in her pocket.

"Oh."

Then, the PA crackles to life. (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/480844.html?nc=2)

Pippi listens to the thing about the jam.

"I guess pie for punishment wasn't so unbelievable after all."

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH listens to the announcement.*



*He spreads his bony fingers, palm out, and does his best jazz hands*

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps then you should give your sun some jazz hands then?"

She has been sitting on Old Man this whole time, both he and Mr. Neilson are getting restless. The monkey tugs on her ear.

"Okay okay. I'm sorry DEATH but I have to get these guys up to 506 it's been a pretty crazy day for them. I'll see you around, and say 'Hi' to your new roommate for me!"

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Yes, I wouldn't want to end up in the clinic."