http://kitty--fetish.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] kitty--fetish.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2006-01-08 12:37 pm

3rd Floor Common Room, Afternoon

Alphonse leaned back in a chair, slipping out a yawn. Maybe he really ought to stop being so lethargic.

It was still a little early, so most things probably wouldn't be happening until later on in the day. He decided that he'd finally go out and look at what was around the place then.

Food sounded like a really good idea right then. He eyed the kitchen warily; Alphonse didn't exactly remember the last time he had do cook for himself, and wasn't sure if he was much of one, either. But, hey, here goes nothing. He went to discover what there was before he decided what to munch on.

[ ooc: As usual, open to anyone who happens to pass by. ]

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey! My roomie lives!" Walter plopped down across from Alphonse with a banana and an enormous plate of food that didn't appear to have been prepared in the cafeteria.

He started shoveling the food in with a strange combination of speed, and carefully observed table manners. "How's the settling in going so far?"

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Walter watched Alphonse try to find something to eat and shook his head. "I made my breakfast in the fourth floor common room, just to see if there was anyone around. Then I came down here. I cleaned up, but there's more in the refrigerator upstairs if you're hungry."

Walter looked down at his plate, which was laden with everything an English boy of the 1940s could ask for. Food from before concerns about fat and cholesterol interfered with a person's enjoyment of the meaty joys of British "cuisine."

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nice trick. Are you an amateur magician?" Walter remembered the wide array of odd things he'd already witnessed at Fandom and added, "Or is that some new thing I've never heard of?"

He flicked his fingers and wires gently plucked the horse out of Alphonse's hand, dropping it into Walter's other hand. It certainly looked real enough...

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've never seen alchemy used like this." Walter scrutinized the wooden horse before passing it back across the table. "Where I'm from, alchemy is used differently." He thought of Alucard and the alchemical inscription on his coffin. "Very differently."

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Walter doesn't look as pleased by the topic as Alphonse. "I have a... I have a friend who was changed by alchemy. He's practically immortal now. I'm not sure what improvement that was - he was practically immortal before. I think he's just crazier now than he was before."

He shrugged. "But there's magic where I'm from. What was done to my friend wasn't done with alchemy alone, so maybe it's not as bad as I think."

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"How do you know what the right reasons are?" Walter picked at his food a little more and set it aside in favor of a cigarette. He hopped up to open a window for Alphonse's sake and lit one.

"I mean, they seem like good reasons at the time, right? And maybe it even works. How do you know when you'll really pay the price for it?"



[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"What was done to my friend was excused as being for the sake of helping people. Don't get me wrong, I like him a lot, but I wonder if some day the power he's gained isn't going to backfire on Hellsing, or humans in general."

Sticking a stake in Dracula's heart hadn't been enough to do him in. Walter honestly wondered if Abraham and Arthur hadn't been batty when they'd decided that Alucard's powers needed enhancement.

"It sounds like a tool. Tools aren't evil." Walter flicked a wire out to snag his fork off his plate and bring it to his hand. "If I used this wire to hurt you for no reason, that would be evil, but it wouldn't be the wire that was evil, it would be me, right?"

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"It seems like the good tools are complicated ones." Sometimes, when he was feeling what the kids around here called emo, Walter wondered if he was just a complicated tool. Butler. Hunter. It took a lot of killing to be called the Angel of Death at his age. Sometimes there didn't seem to be much chance to be just a person.

Walter took a long drag on his cigarette and looked out the window before turning back to Alphonse with a fresh grin plastered on his face. "You're not at home, I'm not at home, none of us are at home. We aren't tools, we're students. Let's have some fun with it.

"Pippi and I are going to check out locker 327 tomorrow. Have you met Pippi yet? Oh! I learned how to bowl yesterday. You should try it. It's kind of stupid, but fun."

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"I hear it's some sort of dimensional portal, that it talks to you sometimes, that things come out of it, and that other students have gone into it with weird things happening.

"I have got to see that."

And he'd found the perfect partner in crime. "Pippi's a nice girl. She has quite a handshake, too."

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Someone has to do it and there's no one I trust more than myself." Walter shrugged in return. "Where's your brother? Is he back home?"

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"If there's anything I can do to help you, let me know. I'm a very good hunter. Even if I'm not really used to hunting for humans." Hunting was more fun than butlering or school or just about anything else. Definitely more fun than bowling.

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Get up earlier, sleepyhead, and I'll cook you breakfast. You just have to share the grocery bills. Arthur never paid me very much and prices are a lot higher here than they were at home."

Walter ground out his cigarette and washed his hands in the kitchenette before returning to his own breakfast. It took more than a discussion of alchemy to put him off his food for more than a few minutes.

"You know, there's a green kid who can run on the walls? I met him in the gym last night. And a huge red talking cat down in town. And I'm almost certain that one of the ducks in the park snarled at me. Ducks don't have teeth where you're from, do they?"

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"There are no chimeras where I'm from except in mythology. They're sort of goat, snake, lion combinations. No ducks."

The thought of throwing a duck into that mix made Walter laugh, nearly choking on his food.

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not really sure where I stand on that sort of thing. My friend used to be able to turn into a wolf, but after alchemy and magic, now what he turns into is something that's like a wolf from hell." It was handy, but what Alucard had had to endure to get there... Walter wasn't sure it had been worth it.

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"I guess it depends on the circumstances."

Walter finished his food and got up to clean up his dishes, going for a change of subject, since there seemed to be some landmines in this topic. "Do we have any classes together? I'm taking Creature Languages, Intermediate Math, Sociology of the Paranormal, and Gardening." A butler has to know a little bit of everything, after all.

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"So we won't be able to help each other with homework. That's too bad."

Walter finished cleaning up and pulled another cigarette out of his pocket. "I'm going down into town to buy some more groceries. Someone mentioned that the Emporium is open. If there's anything you want, I can pick it up while I'm there." It was second nature to offer these sorts of services.

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-01-08 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right. I'll see you later." Walter grinned then put on a mock-threatening face. "I know where you live."

With that, he lit his cigarette and strolled out.