Posted around the dorms, late Wednesday night

[fh_jackass]

GREMLIN ADVISORY

Fandom High is dealing with an infestation of gremlins. Here are a
few simple way to protect yourselves.

1) Gremlins dislike crinkling noises. Tying cellophane items such as
Twinkie wrappers to your clothing will prevent them from
approaching you.

2) Store big items, like boxes of cookies, in the vents to your room.
Gremlins won't be able to crawl around them to get to you.

3) Do not bathe more than once per week. Gremlins are attracted
to the scent of soap.

4) Gremlins are strongly allergic to the smell of onion and asparagus.
Ask the chef to give you an extra helping!

5) Do not wear socks. Gremlins are attracted to the taste of wool.

STAY SAFE. STAY SANE


[ooc: Thanks to notstakedyet for 2, 4, and 5.]