Posted around the dorms, late Wednesday night

[fh_jackass]

GREMLIN ADVISORY

Fandom High is dealing with an infestation of gremlins. Here are a
few simple way to protect yourselves.

1) Gremlins dislike crinkling noises. Tying cellophane items such as
Twinkie wrappers to your clothing will prevent them from
approaching you.

2) Store big items, like boxes of cookies, in the vents to your room.
Gremlins won't be able to crawl around them to get to you.

3) Do not bathe more than once per week. Gremlins are attracted
to the scent of soap.

4) Gremlins are strongly allergic to the smell of onion and asparagus.
Ask the chef to give you an extra helping!

5) Do not wear socks. Gremlins are attracted to the taste of wool.

STAY SAFE. STAY SANE


[ooc: Thanks to notstakedyet for 2, 4, and 5.]

Comments

[drywitmartini.livejournal.com]

Hawkeye saw the poster and read it. That definitely wasn't from the administration. He read it again and grinned. Technically, he should have taken it down. The prankster in him wanted to see how it went. He left it alone and continued on to his room.

[janet_fraiser]

Janet saw the poster and controlled a smirk. She wondered how many of the newbies she'd see wearing Twinkie wrappers soon.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair stopped and stared at the poster. Remebering Parker and Broots from earlier and all of the other gremlin warnings he had received, he figured it didn't hurt to try some precautions. Seeing the twinkie related one, he grinned. Maybe he was going to hit two birds with one stone.

"Time to find that Xander guy"