fh_jackass: Logan Echolls (Me? Evil?)
Logan Echolls ([personal profile] fh_jackass) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2006-01-12 09:50 pm
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Posted around the dorms, late Thursday night.

Once the common rooms and hallways cleared out, Logan stuck posters up around the dorms.






GREMLIN TIPS

A few more hints to help you keep your mind your own.

Citrus juice is a soporific for gremlins. We suggest you carry
a bottle around. In case of attack, spray gremlin in face.
DO NOT attempt to touch gremlin once it passes out. Find
a teacher or administrator and report the gremlin so it can be
collected. Lemon juice is ideal, though orange juice or
grapefruit juice will also work.

Gremlins like to hide out and attack suddenly. Get early
warning with a simple gremlin detector! Tie a wool sock to
the end of a stick and hold it out in front of you as you walk
through gremlin-infested areas, such as the common rooms.
The gremlin will be drawn to the wool and reveal itself.
DO NOT USE COTTON SOCKS! Cotton will only enrage
the gremlin.

STAY SAFE. STAY SANE.

ETA: There are also some posters stuck up in the cafeteria, as per someone's suggestion.
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[identity profile] drywitmartini.livejournal.com 2006-01-13 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hawkeye was ready this time. From just around the corner, he watched as Logan put the poster up. He waited a moment and then stepped out. "Congratulations, good sir, you're hired."
fh_jackass: Logan Echolls (But I'm cute!)

[personal profile] fh_jackass 2006-01-13 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Hello!" Logan said, stuffing the tape back in his messenger bag. "I was just, uh... hired for what?"

[identity profile] drywitmartini.livejournal.com 2006-01-13 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
"I saw the posters." He smirked. "Very funny. Cause chaos, use subtlty, nobody gets hurt but it humiliates a few people without them knowing that they've been humiliated. I like that." He extended a hand. "Hawkeye Pierce. Vice Principal Pierce."
fh_jackass: Logan Echolls (But I'm cute!)

[personal profile] fh_jackass 2006-01-13 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Logan shook his hand. "Nice to meet you. These are just," Logan jerked a thumb at the posters, then stuffed his hands in his pockets and grinned. "Well, none of these techniques have been disproven yet."

[identity profile] drywitmartini.livejournal.com 2006-01-13 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
"They're also not approved by the administration." He shrugged and grinned. "I've been looking for someone like you. Someone who appreciates the delicate art of the prank. None of this crass low-brow schoolyard prankery, but the more elegant, punchy prankery of the master. What's your name?"
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[personal profile] fh_jackass 2006-01-13 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm Logan Echolls," Logan said. "Why are you looking for someone like me?" he asked warily.

[identity profile] drywitmartini.livejournal.com 2006-01-13 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
"In simple terms, to do my dirty work. Running errands, making contacts, gathering supplies. You'll be a glorified gopher."
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[personal profile] fh_jackass 2006-01-13 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Logan laughed and shook his head. "No thanks," he said.

[identity profile] drywitmartini.livejournal.com 2006-01-13 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hawkeye grinned again. "You don't have much choice, Logan. It's this or detention for the rest of the semester. Every weekend spent locked up. Not exactly the best way to spend the rest of the school year. There are other benefits, you know. Whatever we make, you get half. You also get immunity from any future prankery, the ear of the Vice Principal and a shining letter of recommendation for your college applications. All in all, not a bad deal."
fh_jackass: Logan Echolls (Eyebrows & Handcuffs)

[personal profile] fh_jackass 2006-01-13 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Logan was about to protest that a semester's worth of detentions was a bit much for a few posters when a word caught his ear. "Immunity?" he asked, raising his eyebrows.

[identity profile] drywitmartini.livejournal.com 2006-01-13 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Complete diplomatic immunity. If there's one thing I pride myself on, aside from my medical abilities and my wit, it's my loyalty. Any assistant of mine would have my full support, no matter what they got up to. Most of your duties will involve heinous acts of wreaking glorious, glorious havoc the general population of the school. Have to have immunity in case you get caught."
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[personal profile] fh_jackass 2006-01-13 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Logan considered this, then nodded. "I could give it a shot. You know, for the college applications, at least." He grinned.

[identity profile] drywitmartini.livejournal.com 2006-01-13 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hawkeye grinned. "That's what I was hoping you'd say. Report to my office on Monday and we'll get started on our first project."
fh_jackass: Logan Echolls (Salute)

[personal profile] fh_jackass 2006-01-13 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes, sir!" Logan said, with a mock salute.

[identity profile] drywitmartini.livejournal.com 2006-01-13 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hawkeye returned the mock salute and put on his best mocking authoritative voice. "As you were." His voice returned to normal. "By the way, you may want to put some of those in the cafeteria now that there's a regular lunch period."
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[personal profile] fh_jackass 2006-01-13 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, good idea!" Logan grinned. He headed off towards the cafeteria.
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