"He's annoying, superior, wise-assed, and know-it-all, so yes, we make each other crazy. Which is not to say he's not my best friend, but he is *not* boyfriend material. He's even less boyfriend material than Jack is, and I've had sex with Jack." Parker sighed. "He's dating Rose Tyler, and for him, she's girlfriend material. I really am going to have to tell her I'm not interested if this silliness gets around."
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