The stairs, Friday night, late

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia made it up a couple flights before she just sort of flopped down to the ground.

She was very drunk.

It was the tequila that did it. The evil, evil tequila. And she never would have gone for the tequila if she hadn't sung.

She giggled softly to herself. That GOB. What a comedian. A master satirist. The puppet, and the deadpan. . . . And the zombies. . . .

She sighed happily to herself, and passed out on the landing.

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[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr. Neilson scrambles down the stairs as if chased by a Demon Puppy and finds the perfect hiding spot in Nadia's jacket pocket.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia shifts slightly, batting at the pocket gently.

She starts to snore.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

A little demon puppy careens around the corner onto the landing and tumbles tail over whiskers down the stairs following the taunting monkey tail.

He leaps onto Nadia's lap and momentarily forgets his quest for Mr. Neilson in the midst of sniffing Nadia and sticking his tongue up her nose because he has to do that to everybody.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr. Neilson stays very still in Nadia's coat pocket... He hopes that Pup will become fixated with this big hairless monkey. Giving him the oppertunity to sneak away.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia shifts in her sleep, throwing an arm over her face to block the strange wetness covering her.

She hates it when it rains.

She starts to mutter quietly in Italian, then rolls over onto her side facing the wall.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

... right onto Mr. Neilson's tail.

From inside her jacket pocket, Mr. Neilson starts to let out horrible screeching noises! He wriggles and writhes inside the pocket, scratching to get out.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

There he is! There he is! He's found it!

Pup stops licking Nadia and begins pawing at Nadia's jacket.

It's a good thing it's a puppy and not a person pawing at her like that...

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Despite the fact that Mr. Neilson is obviously being crushed by the sleeping Nadia, Pippi holds back and watches.

Way better then the Hitler History Channel.

[section9-togusa.livejournal.com]

Togusa followed the sounds of yapping and came to the stairwell that he heard animal noises behind, thanks to his hearing augmentation. "Oh crap oh crap, oh crap.." he muttered. Snapping his fingers, he crept up. "Pup! Come here now! Walter is going to be mad at me!"

"Pup!" He gathered up the little fluffball.

He shook Nadia's shoulder gently. "Uh..Nadia? You have a monkey in your pocket."

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia grimaced and thwapped out an arm at Pup. She muttered drunkenly again, a little more angrily this time.

It's either a miracle or a testament to how much tequila she drank that she's not awake and interested in murdering something. Instead she's semi-conscious.

"Mrpsh, shesar, mshleepzzzzzz. . . ."

[section9-togusa.livejournal.com]

Togusa stood with Pup in his arms. Nudging Nadia with his foot, he spoke much louder. And hoped that he could jump away in time. "Nadia? You're asleep in the stairwell. You need to wake up enough to go to your dorm room." He nudged her in the ribs again, a little harder and stepped quickly back.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia rolls over sharply, all limbs flailing. She blinks vaguely up at Togusa.

"Whuhuh?" She glances at Pup. "Puppy."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr. Neilson utilizes Nadia to escape from Pup. (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhighdorms/415837.html?thread=17764189#t17764189)

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Pup yipes and jumps away from Nadia, taking a stance that says he's going to leap on her and shove his tongue up her nose again show her what it means to strike a hellpuppy.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr Neilson is finally able to wriggle out of Nadia's pocket.

He sits on her knee panting, or whatever a monkey does instead of panting. His tail twitches sadly. If this were a cartoon, there would be little stars and squiggles showing how much it smarts.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Pup squirms away from Togusa, wriggling like a wriggling wriggly thing, and falls gracelessly on the landing before gathering his little legs under himself and leaping at Mr. Neilson again.

He wins! He found the monkey! All he has to do is catch him.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr. Neilson does a jump take and screams even louder then when he was being crushed by Nadia.

He leads Pup on a chase around Nadia a few times before using her head as a springboard to jump up onto a handrail.

OOC: Translations

[nadiathesaint]

Per Babelfish:

"¡Ningún tacto!" - Spanish. "No touching!"

"Il passeggero desidera fuori del giro. . . ." - Italian. "The passenger wants off this ride. . . ."

"Deseo la vaca del tequila. Esos bóvidos divinos que de pezón el líquido de oro fluye. . . ." - Spanish. "I want the tequila cow. That divine bovine from whose teat the golden liquid flows. . . ."

Re: OOC: Translations

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

...

You are my hero.

Re: OOC: Translations

[nadiathesaint]

Alas, I cannot take credit for the tequila cow.

A good friend of mine got similarly sloshed on tequila several years ago. He has a tendency, when he gets drunk these days, to tell the story of his epic search for the cow in the style of a southern Baptist preacher.

If it's a really good party, the story is accompanied by another drunk guy doing an interpretive dance.

Re: OOC: Translations

[section9-togusa.livejournal.com]

OOC: That's hilarious. Except the no touching. Togusa doesn't understand at all what she's saying.

Re: OOC: Translations

[nadiathesaint]

Well, English ain't Nadia's first language. She's totally going to end up reverting sometimes, without even knowing it.

And that would be why I had her fall asleep again. It's much easier to handle strange drunks when they're passed out.

Re: OOC: Translations

[section9-togusa.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I figured Togusa would have ended up a bloody heap had he tried just picking her up. XD