2nd Floor Common Room

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

After a long night of restless sleep, Marty finally crawls out of his bed and into the 2nd floor common room. He grabs a soda from the vending machine and flips on the Sci Fi channe to catch some rerun of Lightning Bug.

Comments

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"*Yell*? Is that what we're calling it these days?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Do you actually want details on what I do in my suite with gentlemen of my acquaintance?"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Hey, whatever you do with your men is your business. The only people who need to know are you, whoever your partner of the week is and that rubber zombie that I assume you keep on hand for when the nights are lonely."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, well--"

Parker froze. "How do you know about Ralph?"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty froze.

"Uh... What's a Ralph?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker slowly uncoiled from her side of the couch. In her eyes, a slow maniacal gleam started to burn.

"Ralph. The zombie. Part of my security system. Which--"

She took a step toward Marty, then another...

"You wouldn't know, unless you'd been in my room--"

Step...

"Which you haven't--"

She paused directly in front of him, then smiled with homicidal glee.

"--or have you? Elmer?"

LUNGE!