Second Floor Common Room - Lateish Evening

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After putting in an appearance at Jack's party, Rory retrieved Vladdie from her room and changed into the cozy, cozy jammies Jake had given her for Christmas.

She hopped out into the common room, set Vladdie down on the floor, and took up the remote while keeping the puppy carefully in her sights.

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[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"Hey, I'm not the one who once started a conversation about whether vampires needed to use condoms or not."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory blinked. "Well. Do they?"

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto grinned and shook her head. "Nuh-uh."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Yay," Rory replied, her brow creasing. "And now I'm wondering technical stuff, and you've made me go all thinky, damn it."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"What kind of technical stuff?" Callisto asked 'innocently'.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Is he impotent? Or does he just not produce...." Rory trailed off, turning very red. "No, seriously, I don't want to know."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"He's not impotent," Callisto was not getting revenge for anything, nope. "Very, very not impotent."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"So then is he infertile or whatever?" Rory clapped a hand over her mouth. "Seriously, I have to stop asking questions."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"I'm going with infertile because, y'know, that whole undead thing."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Oh, so he does produce - yes. Okay. Good to know. Let's talk about like, anything else now."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto might have started snickering to herself.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"So, I wonder what Skeeter's going to turn John into tomorrow," Rory said, trying to change the subject.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"Maybe she'll change tactics and lock him in the closet," Callisto said. "She likes doing that."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Did she do that to you and Alex?" Rory asked, raising an eyebrow.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"Yeah," Callisto nodded. "Told us to do the filing, then the minute we were in the closet, locked us in. I think it was because we found her kinky porn bookd."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Eeeeeewwwww," Rory said, wrinkling her nose. "Porn?"

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"Bunch of books by this Lockhart guy," Callisto said. "Really cliched sounding titles too."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"God, why's she keeping porn at school? How gross."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I know," Callisto grimaced and shook her head. "Kry and I figure that if we reunite her and Wilbur it'll make her ease up on the students."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Do you know where Wilbur is?" Rory asked. "She told John he's in England still, I think."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"No," Callisto said. "But there was an article about some guy named Malfoy in the papers she had us go over, so there's a chance she's from the same world as Draco."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Ooh. But Draco's bad," Rory said, frowning. "Angel said. And he's done...stuff. Don't trust him. Um. What about her kids?"

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"I don't, but you use what resources you have, and he's all we've got to go on," Callisto shrugged. "Best guess, they're with Wilbur. Unfit mother."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"She told John they are," Rory nodded. "I meant, do you think they should be brought into this?"

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"I imagine that would be up to Wilbur."