2nd Floor Common Room [Friday Evening]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge? Is currently in the wrong body.

Also, he doesn't have a date. And he's not the kind of person to snark on other people.

So he's here in the Common Room, flipping aimlessly through the channels and desperately hoping something good will come on.

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Don't remind me," Anders grumbles. "Because that is seriously gonna mess with my head."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John looks between Anders!Cally and Bridge!Anders and frowns.

"Now that Cally's inside your body, does she still think you're cute?"

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders just whimpers and covers his face with his sock-covered hands.

And immediately wishes he'd used fresh socks.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John laughs.

"Is that a no? And, vice versa, after being in Bridge's body, what do you think of him?"

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"I -- stop it, dude! My head already hurts!" Anders whimpers some more.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Aww," John frowns. "You're kinda cute though," John teases.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders's eyes go wide. "Um. Thanks? But dude."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John, seeing a prime opportunity, keeps going. "It's the eyes, you know. And the hair. Combine Bridge's good looks with your sense of humor and it's the perfect person. Really."

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Maybe to you. But I dunno about what Cally would think," Anders grumbles.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Aww, don't be sad Anders." And yes, John actually used that name. "You'll get better and be back to your masculine self."

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Dude, what are you saying? Bridge isn't masculine?" Anders narrows his eyes at John. "Or that Cally doesn't think -- okay, brain again. Ow."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"No, I was just trying to make your brain ache," John admits. "Touchdown!"

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders mutters a little bit and wishes he had a gumball to throw at John. "I hate you, Crichton."

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Yes. I feel narcissistic today," Cally shrugs. "But being a guy is weird. But that whole peeing while standing thing is kinda handy."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Isn't it?" John nods, smiling. "No ickiness of dealing with public toilets that way."

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"But that whole erection thing? No thanks. Serious." Cally has no shame sometimes. This is one of them.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John coughs. "Well, it's efficient for the purpose it serves or something. You've had one today?"

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally glances over to make sure Bridge isn't paying attention, and holds up two fingers.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Wow." John blinks. "Because of..." And here, John cocks a thumb at Bridge!Anders.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally shakes her head. "Not exactly."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Because you...touched it?"

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"The first time?" Cally gives a nervous smile. "I kinda couldn't resist."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I know how that can be," John says. "Not that I do it all the time but, when it's new, it's tempting."

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally smiles. "So, John, anything I should know in case this turns out to be permanent? Any sage advice, one guy to another?"

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Hmm. Don't do it too often. Chafes," John says wisely. "Um, get used to not having cramps once a month. Rocks! Get used to taking off your shirt a lot because you can. Shaving is so so much easier. But no back hair. Pit stains are unattractive. And man boobs are no one's friend."