Fourth Floor Common Room - Saturday Afternoon

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

After hamming it up at play auditions, Shep brings the ferrets down to the common room for a change of scenery. He has his US History homework and his computer with the Sims on it. After channel surfing for a while he ends up with the VH1 Top Twenty Countdown on the t.v.


Come on in to bother him, but watch where you sit. :)

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[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Shep's sharper than that. When he wants to be.

"You didn't see that part when you *what*?" He tickles her a little. "Doing some advance recon?"

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"I don't know what you're talking about," Lana says in a futile attempt to get out of this, then giggles helpelessly as he tickles her.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

He tickles her again. "You said, you didn't see something in the Kama Sutra when you... Fill in the blank. What were you doing?"

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

She squirms, trying to catch and still his hands with little success. "Okay, okay!" She gives in finally still giggling uncontrollably. "When I went to Aziraphale's bookshop and looked at it myself!"

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Looking suitably mortified Shep squeaked, "You and Aziraphale looked at the Kama Sutra??"

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"Oh God, no!" Lana says, appalled. "It was me and - someone else." There was no way she was going to give up Kiki's part in this. "Though Aziraphale and Dr. Wilson did sort of... see us - me - looking at it and it was pretty much totally embarrassing."

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

"Oh, god, Dr. Wilson. That guy probably figured I'd find a way to strangle myself with a condom." He beat his head back into the back of the couch.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"No, he just figured you'd - Um... never mind." Lana looks horrified at how close she came to saying that.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

"Oh, no... spill. He figured I'd... what?"

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana's face was flaming. "He, um... might have mentioned that you and I would do better with a book on first aid and then he might have said something about making sure that, um... youwerefullyerectbeforeputtingthecondomon or there'd be... problems and he'd never let you live it down."

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

"Are you serious?" Shep's almost for-real insulted. "You know, it's a damn good thing he hied off for greener pastures." Shep just shakes his head. There's being accident prone, and then there was... whatever this was.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"I think he was mostly teasing me," Lana said. "And you know the, um... 'talent' I seem to have for digging myself in deeper..."