Fourth Floor Common Room - evening

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots had been feeling vaguely hungry and had decided to raid his floor's common room. Finding something that looked enough like food, he tossed in the microwave. He spotted an apple and added that to his pile of things to eat. He flicked the TV on to a food show and settled down, happy that there was apparently no bad side effects to the pizza last night.

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair bounced in after stopping at the second floor. "Broots! You're outside!"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots held out the apple in his hand as greeting. "Food." He took a large bite. "Avd TV." He nodded at the box.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Good for you man!" Blair bounced over and plopped into a chair. "Had a good day?"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots munched on the apple and spit out a seed into his palm. "Trying to forget last night mostly. Porn on TV, removable arms, goods times." He toyed with the seed and tossed it carelessly onto the carpet.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Sounds like it..." Blair gulped and turned towards him. "Dude, what?"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"Um, I was looking for Angela and Miss Parker. The TV was sorta stuck on the porn channel. It was weird. And Rory started removing her limbs. And some girl developed a British accent. I'm kind of hoping for 'bad dream' here." Broots glanced down. At the spot where the seed had been was now an apple. "Huh." He put the apple up on the table and picked a seed out of his own before taking another bite.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Weird." Blair looked down at the apple and frowned. "Although I've always wanted a british accent. Or maybe Australian. G'day mate! Toss another shrimp on the barbie!" Yeah, it was a very bad accent.

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

The seed in Broots's hand turned into an apple. He blinked and put the apple down on the table. And then put his half-eaten apple down on the table. He blinked again. "GYAH! It was the pizza!"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Calm down. We're probably just hallucinating." He stared at Broots and the apples and then at Broots again. "Try it again, man!"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots poked the table. Broots poked the apple. Broots poked the core of his not-to-be-fully eaten apple. Broots poked a seed in the poor apple. The seed turned into an apple. "Can my next hallucination please involve a small room with a good computer and wireless access? GAH! The pizza was was was something!"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Broots!" Blair leaned forward to study the apple. "Maybe it's a bad apple." He poked the apple and sniffed it and bounced it on the table. "Um...maybe not." He went and got the fruit bowl from the kitchen. "Try these!"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots poked at a few more seeds in his apple core. They all changed into apples. He blinked. Curiosity over hysterics? Curiosity won. "Dude, bring a knife, I'm not chewing through all these apples. And like, see if you can find other fruit. Or a tomato." He glanced at the apples. They all looked fine.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair dropped the bowl full of bananas, plums and apples on the couch and ran back for a knife. Digging in the fridge he pulled out a tomato, cucumber and some lettuce.

"Okay man, poke away! Maybe you've become a superhero or something. EndWorldHungerMan!"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots peered at everything Blair had brought and began slicing. "Dude, I just want to figure out what's going on." He paused. "I blame the pizza. Then again, this is kind of cool. Not like I'm removing limbs or something." The bananas didn't start multiplying until Broots touched the little black stripe in the center. Then they suddenly had a dozen bananas. The plum reproduced also when Broots touched the pit, as did the tomatoes, cucumbers, and lettuce. "Dude." The table was covered with produce. "... freaky."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Hmmm. Do you think it's just produce?" Blair dug a stick of salami out of the fridge and brought it over. "Touch it, man!"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots gave Blair a very long look and gingerly poked the salami. Nothing happened. "It looks like it's just produce. Seems to happen when I'm near the center? Or the seeds? Do we have produce without seeds?"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair wasn't sure what the look was for but frowned when the salami didn't respond to the poking. Rummaging in the fridge he pulled out some baby carrots, a potato and a pomengranate.

"Well, we'll see if it's produce or seeds now."

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots glanced at the produce and went back to his chopping. The carrots and potato didn't care that he was poking and touching them. The promengranate? Well, the fourth floor won't be having a problem with lack of fruit for some time now. "Dude. Ooops."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair sat on the couch and whispered to Broots. "I think it's the seeds man. You have some kind of seed thing happening. What else has seeds that's not food? You need to touch stuff!"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots shoved some of the random foods aside, creating a few more in the process. "FREAKY! And yet, all sorts of cool. Um, what else has seeds? And don't bring a watermelon this time! I think we learned our lesson from the promegranates." He grabbed one and began to use it as a ball.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair wandered through the kitchen. "Um, we've got lemon pie, pasta, creamsicles, and tulips! Broots!" Blair brought the vase over. "Poke the tulips!"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots poked the tulips. The tulips spawned. "I hope Angela doesn't come in here. And you know, this would only happen in Fandom. And bring the lemon pie."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Do you think the lemon pie would work?"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"No. The lemon pie is for us to eat. Though if it does work." Broots shrugged. "Would be cool."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair grinned and grabbed forks on his way through the kitchen. "Oh! I've got seed seeds. From my plant!" He drug out the packet and handed one over.

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots gingerly held the seed between two fingers. A minute later, he was holding a flowering green plant, with a full root system. "Freaky. Did you grab plates? And uh, maybe a shovel?" He glanced around the room a bit guiltily.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair stared at the plant. "Whoa." He looked around and grabbed a tissue box for the plant. He pulled out a tissue, then another, and another. Finally he reached in and grabbed the rest, and handed the box over.

"Um...sorry, the plates are dirty. Do you feel like doing dishes? Oh man, wouldn't it be cool if you could make dishes get clean magically?"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots blinked at Blair and carefully put the plant in the tissue box. "Um, he's yours, I guess? And uh, yeah, that would be kind of awesome." He grabbed a fork. "Whatever, dig in."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair set the plant on the table before digging into the pie. "Do you think this works on people? Or animal eggs or something?"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots froze. So did his brain. "On one hand, I want to grab a chicken egg and see if I can make a chicken, on the other hand GAAH!"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Or you could make fish, or alligators or those cute wee little sea turtles."

Blair paused. "What would you need to make people? Would you need a fertilized egg or would just sperm do?" After the words left his mouth, he froze and blinked slowly. Maybe he was lucky and didn't really say that last part outloud.

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots froze, a forkful of pie almost to his mouth. "Again, on one hand, fascinating, on the other GAAAAAAAAAH!" He blinked. "GAAAAAH! Bad thoughts, out of head! No no no no no no no human cloning damn it!"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Whoa, okay, yeah not in my head either. We now have clean heads." Except you know, totally not.

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"Pie is good."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Good pie"