2nd Floor Common Room - Tuesday Evening

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Logan's sprawled on the couch, watching "Bitterwoman" reruns. Or possibly dozing off on the couch.

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Molly wandered in and sat on the floor in front of the couch Logan was sprawled on and watched the TV in silence for a few minutes.

"Why do you all like this show so much?" she finally asked with a perplexed look on her face.

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Logan reached out and patted Molly's head in a sleepy sort of greeting. [Tag!] "Dude, it's a classic!" he said.

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Molly just shook her head. "New shows are so much better. These special effects are weak." She leaned back against the couch, pulled her PSP out of the pocket of her jacket and played that instead of watching the TV.

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"Are you kidding?" Logan said. "The cheese factor is what makes this show!"

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She turned her head to look at him. "So no one would get mad at me if I made fun of it?"

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Logan considered. "As long as it's a loving sort of mocking," he said.

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Molly looked pointedly over at the TV and then back at Logan. "The love may have to grow over time," she said dryly.

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"Then you will have to watch many hours of it, young grasshopper. Its ways may be strange now, but you will learn. Oh yes, you will learn," Logan said.

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Molly laughed. "I shall follow your teaching carefully, wise one," she said with mock seriousness.

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Bitterwoman swung over a railing and down into a warehouse full of arms merchants. "Okay, see, fight sequences. You can mock the way the punches never come within a mile of their target or the way the villains start to fall before they get hit but you don't mock the gymnastics, 'cause she's got some serious moves."

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"Hee. The wind form her arm waving knocked him over," Molly said.

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"See, now you're getting it," Logan grinned. He watched the fight for a moment. "My mom was on this show once."

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"Really?" Molly said as she turned back to look at him. "I watched a little of that marathon they played on Valentine's day, but I'd never heard of you parents before I came here. Some things are the same where I'm from, but some are very different." She turned back to the TV. "Who did your mom play?"

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"Did you see the one with Lobster Man where he was trying to get all the crustaceans to rise up and take over the world?" Logan asked.

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Molly shook her head. "I'm usually not paying attention to the TV when other people are watching this show."

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"Ah. Well, my mom's one of the Lobsterettes," Logan said. "She has like, three lines and wears this bizarre costume. I mean, who thinks of lobsters with cleavage?" Logan shrugged. "One of the first times I saw my mom on TV was on this show."

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"That must have been weird," Molly said.

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Logan laughed. "Yeah, I barely remember it, but apparently I got really upset about it. Because she was wearing these big lobster arms, and I was too young to understand that it was a costume, so all I knew was that something was wrong with Mommy's arms. And she was away shooting a movie with my dad at the time. The only way the nanny could convince me that she was okay was to put on one of her movies with normal arms so I could see it wasn't permanant."

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Molly grinned at him. "Aww, poor little Logan."

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"For the record, I couldn't have been more than four at the time," Logan said.

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Molly giggled. "Awww, poor wee little Logan," she said with a grin.

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Logan snatched the hat from Molly's head and held it up high. "Poor little wee Molly," he teased.

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"My hat!" Molly said, putting a hand to her head. She turned and narrowed her eyes at him as she made a grab for it. "Give me that."

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Logan stood up on the couch and dangled it above her. "It's right here," he said, holding it just out of her reach. "If you really wanted it, you could take it."

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Molly stood back and crossed her arms over her chest. "Yeah, and I could also pick up that couch and tip you off of it," she said with a pout.

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"Now, that'd just be mean," Logan grinned. He pulled the pink hat onto his own head and flopped back down on the couch.

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Okay, that was amusing. Molly bit her lip to keep from laughing. "It suits you," she said, trying to maintain her pout.

She stood there for a moment more before lunging forward to try to snatch it off Logan's head.

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"I think pink might be my color," Logan said. He let Molly take the hat back this time.

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Molly made a big show of dusting off the hat carefully before she pulled it back on. "I can let you borrow one of my other ones. I think the one with the bunny ears would look really good on you," she said as she sat back down on the floor and leaned back on the couch again.

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"I think I've had my fill of bunny everything, thanks," Logan grinned.

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"You can wear the one with the pom poms then."

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"Ooh, pom poms," Logan said. "I just might take you up on that one."

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Molly laughed. She looked at the TV. "Awww, the episode's over and I only mocked it once." She sighed and then stood up, making sure to pick up her PSP. "Oh well, I really should get back to all my homework."

She headed for the door. "Bye, Logan," she said turning to wave briefly. "Let me know when you want to borrow that hat," she added with a grin.

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"Will do!" Logan said. "I'm always here for mocking lessons, should you need them." He waved goodbye to her and settled into the couch to watch whatever was up next.