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fandomhighdorms2006-03-28 10:49 am
nadiathesaint) wrote in fandomhighdorms2006-03-28 10:49 am
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posted around the dorms, sometime after fourth period
Nadia was actually being successfully sneaky! She'd written up this list while trying to cram for her Chemistry final. It was a great stress reliever.
Random facts about MacGyver
MacGyver eats tires.
MacGyver can make purified drinking water out of broken glass and yarn.
MacGyver discovered the lost city of Atlantis with a pair of skis and a water bottle.
MacGyver doesn't use gas. His car runs on his sense of self-worth. It has only broken down once.
MacGyver's alphabet has 36 letters.
MacGyver can make an igloo out of sand.
Pour salt on MacGyver, and he turns inside out.
It has been genetically proven that MacGyver is the Loch Ness Monster.
MacGyver can carve a pumpkin using eyebrow hair.
MacGyver is the only known Miss America pageant winner to actually solve world hunger.
MacGyver can build a time machine using a parrot feather, a piece of string, and an aerosol can.
MacGyver invented the internet in order to spread his gospel.
MacGyver can find his way through a maze using 3 sticks and peanut butter.
MacGyver makes duct tape out of real ducks.
MacGyver once gave himself a root canal using only the American flag.
MacGyver single-handedly invented the U-turn.
MacGyver knows 37 languages. Only 3 are human.
The voices in MacGyver's head are dolphins.
MacGyver single-handedly started the Cold War with his controversial mullet.
MacGyver doesn't have a Christmas tree. He has a small tropical rainforest decorated in his honor.
MacGyver is physically incapable of writing the letter G.
MacGyver has no shoelaces. He's too cool for that.
MacGyver's tongue can cut through stone.
MacGyver is the fifth element.
[ooc: list courtesy of the teenaged dancers from DTC's production of "My Favorite Year". Surprisingly, I did not put them up to it.]
Random facts about MacGyver
MacGyver eats tires.
MacGyver can make purified drinking water out of broken glass and yarn.
MacGyver discovered the lost city of Atlantis with a pair of skis and a water bottle.
MacGyver doesn't use gas. His car runs on his sense of self-worth. It has only broken down once.
MacGyver's alphabet has 36 letters.
MacGyver can make an igloo out of sand.
Pour salt on MacGyver, and he turns inside out.
It has been genetically proven that MacGyver is the Loch Ness Monster.
MacGyver can carve a pumpkin using eyebrow hair.
MacGyver is the only known Miss America pageant winner to actually solve world hunger.
MacGyver can build a time machine using a parrot feather, a piece of string, and an aerosol can.
MacGyver invented the internet in order to spread his gospel.
MacGyver can find his way through a maze using 3 sticks and peanut butter.
MacGyver makes duct tape out of real ducks.
MacGyver once gave himself a root canal using only the American flag.
MacGyver single-handedly invented the U-turn.
MacGyver knows 37 languages. Only 3 are human.
The voices in MacGyver's head are dolphins.
MacGyver single-handedly started the Cold War with his controversial mullet.
MacGyver doesn't have a Christmas tree. He has a small tropical rainforest decorated in his honor.
MacGyver is physically incapable of writing the letter G.
MacGyver has no shoelaces. He's too cool for that.
MacGyver's tongue can cut through stone.
MacGyver is the fifth element.
[ooc: list courtesy of the teenaged dancers from DTC's production of "My Favorite Year". Surprisingly, I did not put them up to it.]
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MacGyver speaks for the bees.
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He blinks a few times.
Then wonders how the person who made the poster knew about the maze, the drinking water and the root canal.
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