Flyers posted around the dorms (all floors)

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

For all newcomers:

Welcome to Fandom High!

Top 10 Things to Keep in Mind

1) Gremlins bite. The results are, on occasion, hilarious.
2) Locker 327 might suck you in or play poker with you. It's hard to tell which.
3) There was a giant squid in the pool, but it's gone now. No one knows when it will be back.
4) Food isn't safe. Cafeteria food can do weird things, and Wonka's candy can too.
5) Don't emo everywhere. It won't make you any friends.
6) You can even get detention at summer camp.
7) If you're ever lonely, switch on a TV in the common room and you'll get company.
8) Be careful of the big, gnarly tree outside. It will throw you into the lake.
9) There's no place like Fandom, but we're all in this together.
10) SECOND FLOOR thinks that they RULES! ALL Just humor them.

Comments

[nadiathesaint]

Some clandestine ninja of a person, possibly wearing a clever wig and glasses disguise, has put "thinks that they" between "floor" and "rules" and added "Just humor them" to the end on several of the posters.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky mock-scowled when he saw the changes.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron scowled at the changes made on the poster. He scratched out the thinks that they and Just humour them and added a "ALL" behind the rules.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie looks at the tenth item of the poster and shakes his head. Obviously the second floor people need to be re-educated.