Fifth Floor Common Room, Friday Evening

[rocketbitch.livejournal.com]

It was shirtless Friday. James vaguely remembered that much from his educational conversation from somewhere in the coolest place in the universe.

Also, there had been nametags and sharpies slipped under his door last night, so James was certain to make use of both.

He was quite comfortable on the couch, watching a documentary on the television about Millie, the giant idolatrous cow monument, and intently soaking up all of the information that he could about the third coolest place in the universe.

Clad, of course, only in his pants, gloves, boots, and nametag.

{Just chillin' on a Friday night. Open for all of your nefarious fifth floor common room needs. Uh. If there is such a thing.}

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[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

"I have no idea what he's talking about," Demyx said quickly, shaking his head. Hopefully whatever weird disease the boy had wouldn't rub off on him from being in the same room. "I've been away from people most of the day."

[rocketbitch.livejournal.com]

"Really, I'm not delusional," James said just as quickly. A member of Team Rocket had to defend their honour, after all. "It was a different person, not you. Yesterday, in the second floor common room."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"...What kind of hair did this person have?" Pip asked. "Was it really well done? Lots of product and such?"

[rocketbitch.livejournal.com]

...

"He had hair. Yes."

James was unfamiliar with this "product" of which the other boy spoke.

Because where he came from, hair stood vertically on its own if it so cared to.

"It was decent hair, yes."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip shrugged. "Well, I think someone was having you on. You know, play a prank on the new student."


_{[[OOC: We're anime character! We don't need no stinkin' hair physics!]]}

[rocketbitch.livejournal.com]

James was shocked and appalled.

"You mean... you mean that the giant idolatric monument to Millie the Cow really isn't the third coolest place in the universe?"

Why... why would that boy be so cruel as to lie to him?

At least it explained why thie third coolest place in the universe seemed so boring.

"Next, you'll be telling me that emocomas don't really exist!"

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip coughed. "...No. They don't. The giant idolatric monument to Mille the Cow is only the eight coolest place in the universe, I'm sorry."

[rocketbitch.livejournal.com]

If one listened closely, they might actually hear the shards of James' shattered little world as they crumbled to the floor.

"But that means..." A dramatic pause, "Wait! Does this mean that Tuktoyuktuk isn't the second coolest place in the universe, too!?"

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip appeared to be in deep thought. "No... no I believe Tuktoyuktuk is, in fact, the second coolest place in the universe, but only just barely."

[rocketbitch.livejournal.com]

"Oh, that's a relief! I would hate to be fooled two times in one evening by the same person!"

Oh, James would have his revenge on the boy who had the nerve to trick him. He would commit that face to memory, and he would show him a thing or two about emocomas and coolness shots!

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"What else did he tell you?" Pip asked. "Just in case he lied about anything else."

[rocketbitch.livejournal.com]

James thought back long and hard to the conversation that he had with the emo boy last night.

"All of the powers of 'coolness' converge in the second floor common room, which requires a coolness shot from the local clinic to enter, or you risk lapsing into an emocoma. The pro-shirt forces are terrible tyrants... and the only way to be rid of terrible tyrants is to... eeegh... kill them with a dagger... which is totally not my style."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Alright, let's see...." Pip stroked his chin. "He was only slightly lying about the second floor common room. The powers of coolness do all converge in a single common room, but it's the fifth floor common room. This one, actually. You don't need a shot of any kind to survive here, though, as emocomas don't exist. However, after staying in here for any period of time, you become supercharged with cool. When that happens, you might want to wear something really dorky, otherwise people will be blinded by your coolness. It's only a temprorary effect, but it can be really annoying. Oh, and the pro-shirt forces? Don't exist."

[rocketbitch.livejournal.com]

Listening intently and nodding every now and again, James took in everything that Pip told him. Then, when Pip was finished, he spoke.

"Wear something dorky? Like what? I'm afraid that I've never worn anything dorky before. Well, except for that moltres suit women's bikini ball gown kogal outfit school uniform I wore once. And I don't have that handy. Can you suggest anything?"

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx just leaned back and listened to the conversation, trying hard not to laugh.

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip scratched his head. "Well, that's a good question... hmmm... lemme think... Well, maybe you could go down to the store tomorrow and buy a silly looking hat? The supercharged coolness effect should have worn off by then."

[rocketbitch.livejournal.com]

James's expression lit up and he smacked a fist into his open palm.

"That has got to be the best idea that I have heard in days! I shall do just that! Thank you for your help!"

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip shrugged. "I do what I can to help. Oh, but be really careful of the shop keeper. He tends to overcharge."

[rocketbitch.livejournal.com]

James nodded warily.

"I'll be certain to keep an eye open!"

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[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: HELZ YA!