aye aye campfire ; early thursday morning.

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Sawyer had gone and bought some nice breakfast food for his non-existant cabinmates, he had spent some money on some nice doughnuts, some biscuits, orange juice and breakfast sausages if you wanted to cook them over the fire. Now all he needed was...people to eat this crap. Sighing, he plops himself down by the campfire and starts cooking a sausage.




[[ Open ! Open ! Open ! ]]

Comments

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia laughed as well. "You should notify the courts. Pretty girls could be the new, kinder, gentler form of rehabilitation."

[conathon.livejournal.com]

He's amused, he would never have thought that he could kick the lying and conning but Fandom does some weird stuff to a person.

"That sounds like a good idear. 'Women: The new form of rehab.' " Grinning, he pours them both a cup of orange juice.

[nadiathesaint]

"Of course, they'll have to have a men's division task force, as well. For all of the evil, lying women out there."

[conathon.livejournal.com]

"Sneaky broads." His tone of voice teasing and full of laughter. This was going to be a good day, he could already tell.

[nadiathesaint]

"It's hard not to misuse one's feminine wiles." Nadia was grinning. This was much more entertaining than sitting about the cabin and wondering what Walter was learning in his sex ed course with a hooker.

[conathon.livejournal.com]

He grins, "You females are just dying to ruin the world of men, aren't you?" Arching a playful brow at her.

[nadiathesaint]

"Uh oh, you've seen through to our clever plot. We may have to destroy you, now." Nadia smirked.

[conathon.livejournal.com]

"How? With a tube of lipstick? Maybe some pantyhose?" Face red from trying not to burst out laughing, since, you know, he was drinking liquid and he doesn't want it to go through his nose.

[nadiathesaint]

"You have no idea what tools we have at our disposal," Nadia said, raising both her eyebrows. "And panty hose can kill."

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Sawyer couldn't hold it anymore, he swallowed the orange juice in his mouth just in time to burst out laughing. A nice hearty laugh as he tried to breathe.

"What about.." Shaky words, "About some eyeliner? Wouldn't that hurt if one poked that in one's eye?" Squinting at her.

[nadiathesaint]

"Only if it's been properly sharpened and the individual is not wearing contact lenses." Nadia shrugged, still grinning. "Though it really smarts if you jab it in someone's ear, too."

[conathon.livejournal.com]

He puts a finger in the ear near Nadia, "Don't think I don't know about your evil plans.." A teasing glare over her.

[nadiathesaint]

"If I were planning to do that, why would I have told you about it?" Nadia couldn't help but laugh at the image of Sawyer sitting there with his finger in his ear. "Our ninja-like feminine ways are many and very creative."

[conathon.livejournal.com]

"Well, if you did do it before I could block your target..I would've gotten you back..ten times worse." wiggling his eyebrows at her.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia crossed her arms, eyebrows going back up. "Oh, I doubt that. . . . Ten times worse than eyeliner in the ear? Not possible."

[conathon.livejournal.com]

A small grin, "Oh yeah. Ten times worse than eyeliner in the ear." He answered, squinting at her now.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia leaned forward. "And what could possibly be ten times worse than that? That's at a man's disposal to use, of course. We women have much worse."

[conathon.livejournal.com]

"I won't tell you. Man's code of honour." Holding up a hand.

[nadiathesaint]

"Honor? Bah. I think you won't tell me because you don't actually have a secret weapon." Nadia took a bite out of the end of her sausage.

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Sawyer gives her a teasing glare, "You're just using mind tricks on me. Trying to get me to say what my secret weapon really is." Getting out a doughnut.

[nadiathesaint]

"Sawyer, I'm hurt that you'd think I'd be so underhanded." Nadia pouted. "And here I thought we were getting to be friends."

[conathon.livejournal.com]

He shook his head, "Still not tellinggg.." Singing the last word as he bit into a dougnut

[nadiathesaint]

Hm. It was a sad state of affairs for womenhood if she could not use her wiles for such information.

She concentrated on her sausage again for a moment. "I am doubting the existance of this weapon of yours. Nothing can defeat the power of well placed eyeliner, after all."

[conathon.livejournal.com]

"Don't make me beat you up, Nadia." His tone of voice obviously teasing as he pushes her knee.

[nadiathesaint]

"Try it and I'll mallet you," Nadia responded sweetly, teasing back. "Or eyeliner you. Either way."