Second Floor Hallway

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter was in the second floor hallway in his swimming trunks. He was currently lathering himself in AstroGlide. Becky said to experiment with the item she gave him and by gum, he's gonna do it. He even had a notebook out with the title "The effects of AstroGlide as a substitute for water in a slip and slide" written at the top of a page. He chose the second floor to conduct his experiment because he figured that if he slid out of the second floor window he'd be alright for the most part.

Peter had almost finished lathering his stomach when a thought popped into his mind. He put a glob of AstroGlide on his finger and put it in his mouth. He immediately started coughing. "Ugh! Tastes like water that's been left in a rubber glove!" he exclaims. He licks the rest off his finger anyways because that's just what he does. "Now who's gonna rub down my back?"

((Feel free to rub him down if you want. Or put on a bathing suit and join in! It's homework after all.))

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[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Leading her unforunate new friend (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhighdorms/635743.html) up to the fourth floor, Sakurazaki stops for a moment on the second floor landing.

//"Something's going on,"// she muses, curiousity getting the best of her. //"Let's go check it out. Could be interesting."//

The moment she steps out into the hall, though, she's tempted to turn right back around. However, her legs seems to have stopped moving as she gawks.

"What in the world are you doing?" she asks Peter, incredulously.

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

She's holding Setsuna's hand frightened and hiding behind her. //Who's that Setsuna-chan?//

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

//"That's Peter,"// Sakurazaki whispers back to Ranma-chan. //"I think that was his name. I've only met him once; I ran into him, thought he was a pile of beanbags."//

It's like the fat is almost mesmerziing her to stay in place.

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

//He's not wearing enough clothes... Are people here allowed to walk around in only their shorts..?//

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

She takes note of the shiny substance covering the pudge. //"Ever heard the story of the Emperor's New Clothes, Ranma-chan? I think maybe someone just fooled the poor man."//

//"Come on,"// she edges for the door, finding her legs. //"Let's go. (http://bound2blade.livejournal.com/6580.html)"//

Maybe they can escape before Peter sees them.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Uh, hey!" exclaims Peter "You mind rubbing this stuff on my back?"

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Sakurazaki winces. So close.

She turns back slowly. "Ummm...What...what is it?"

Why can't she just be rude for a change? Yar.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter looked at the bottle closely. "It's a...water based lubricant." he says "It's for my homework in sex ed."

He turns his back to Sakurazaki. "So do you mind?"

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

Ranma-chan wants to help too! "Here I'll help you Peter!" She smudges it on his back.

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Sakurazaki turns pale with shock. Good. Ranma-chan can do it. She's more than eager, so she lets her have fun and just sort of hangs her head in shame for having to witness any of this mad spectacle.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Thanks a lot." says Peter "Don't be afraid to lather it on. I'm trying to slide all the way down the hall."

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

"That sounds fun!" She grins at Setsuna. "Doesn't it!?"

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Sakurazaki feels like she should be doing something about this, but, God, Ranma-chan looked so thrilled. She sighs deeply.

//"Yeah..."//

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

Ranma-chan rubs a ton more on and realizes sadly that he's all out. "Aww.. I'd slide with you Peter but there's no more left... I'm sorry."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Aw, that's ok." he says "Wouldn't want you to get hurt. And this is probably going to hurt."

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Sakurazaki arches an eyebrow. "If it's going to hurt, Peter, why are you doing it?"

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

"If it's going to hurt then please be very careful." She nods and rubs her hands together to get the stuff off of them, getting some globs on the floor.

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Gulping very fiercely, Sakurazaki turns her wide eyes to Ranma-chan, asking her silently if they be nice to the sad, fat man or if they flee in terror.