2nd Floor Common Room: Afternoon.

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There's two bottles of rum, one of which is half empty at this point, and Bitterwoman on the television set.

Anyone coming into the room will most likely find a nervous and somewhat inebriated Jamie who appears to be waiting for someone.

[ooc: For Aeryn but anyone may join to watch the humiliation.]

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By the time Aeryn makes it to the common room, she's at least gotten better at hiding all of the things that have happened the past few days. She greets Jamie with a "Hey," and takes a seat.

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"Heeeeey," Jamie said with a slight slur to his voice. "Just in time."

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"I didn't miss anything?" she asks, and she's a bit distracted today, which is probably why she hasn't picked up on slurs or smells of alcohol yet.

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"Just the theme song," Jamie says and attempts to sing it for Aeryn. "Nananananana-Nananananana Bitterwoman!"

Suddenly he stops and holds up the unopened bottle.

"Rum?"

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She can only listen to the theme song and stare at him a little.

The rum is suddenly looking good. "Sure," she shrugs.

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Jamie hands over the bottle to Aeryn.

"Now..." Jamie begins before getting distracted by his own waving finger. "What was I saying? Right. Now are you familiar with the back story of Bitterwoman?"

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She opens the bottle, taking a quick drink before watching him watching his own finger. "I think I missed that," she tells him, frowning a little.

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Jamie gushes out the details in one babbling mess.

"Right. Well first there was the comic book but that's not what's important here. Here Bitterwoman is an Amazon girl living her life in.... Amazonian when the Colonel Steve dude crashes his plane into the island and tells the Amazons about the Nazis. And because Nazis suck they give Bitterwoman a costume that way too tight and makes her bitter. Oooo! Oooo! And she has like these bracelets right? They're like bullet proof so the can deflect bullets with them. And that thing in her hair? It's like a boomerang and can knock people out. Kind of like if someone threw a shoe. But it's a hair thing. And it'll come back to her. Oh! And her lasso is magic."

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Aeryn stares at him. "...All right..."

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Jamie notices the staring and gets a little paranoid. "What? Do I have something on my face?"

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She shakes her head. "That's just... interesting backstory," she says, and for some reason she automatically looks at the rum bottle and decides she's done. "Bullet proof bracelets and magic lassos?"

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"Yeah there's a whole theme there that we're not going to touch on," Jamie said his face turning slightly pink.

Could be the rum.

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"Okay," Aeryn agrees, because yeah. "Backstory. Got it."

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Willow happened to be passing by when she saw what was on the TV. "Is that Bitterwoman?"

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"Wiiiiiilllllloooow!" Jamie crooned out. "Hi! Yes. Bitterwoman. Come watch."

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Like Willow needed the encouragement. She immediately plopped down on the couch. "Is this the episode where she gets captured and tied up by Lioness?"

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"Dunno. This one has Nazis," Jamie replied with a slightly slurred tone. "Nazis suck."

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"Oh! Howard!" Willow said as the character came on screen. "I think this is the episode where he swears he's in love with Cathy but you can tell he so does not."

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"Bastard!" Jamie spits out. "I've never like Howard."

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"Really? I think he's kind of cu - um, I mean hey, did you know corsets really are that tight and constricting? It's no wonder she's bitter."

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"Having never worn a corset, I'll have to take your word for it," Jamie said. "Can you tell me about it in every detail?"

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Willow responded to that by throwing a pillow at him. Good naturedly, of course.

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"What? A Guy can't be curious?"

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"Wear your own," Willow replied, secretly curious if doing so would give Jamie the appearance of having boobs as well.

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"Uh-uh," Jamie said. "Not a chance."