Koala Campfire, Tuesday Morning

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Blair sat on the ground in front of the campfire surrounded by english muffins and various breakfast supplies. Contrary to usual breakfast bars in Fandom, Blair is not sharing because making mcmuffins by campfire is not as easy as it looks.

"Ouch!" A muffin sailed up in the air before landing cheesy-side down on the ground. "Frakking stupidhead muffins."

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Nun. Walter rolled an eye at Blair but continued. "For the first class, she made us fill out a questionnaire that asked about our sexual preferences, sexual experiences, use of birth control, a couple of other more general questions, and made us trace our hands on the page for the boys."

He cleared his throat and went on. "Then she paired us off, gave us balloons filled with whipped cream with a hole pricked in the end, and had us put condoms on them."

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Blair dropped his notebook dangerously close to the fire as he put his head in his hands. "This isn't going to work, is it Walter? I'm going to blush non-stop and Bel is going to win the bet. I am an idiot."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter bent to retrieve Blair's notebook before it went up in flames.

"Can you think of any way you can do it? Look at is as a study of mating practices of teenagers from all over time and space? Study the other students?

"Or are you going to just accept that Bel is going to win? You can't give up. Ever."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Okay. No giving up." Blair took a couple of deep breaths. "Common mating practices among diverse adolescents? That might work. I could take notes on the workshop and everyone elses reaction. I could just observe."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Better." Walter nodded approvingly. "You can do it. You're there to observe, and if you have to participate, you're still observing other people's reactions while you're doing it. Alfred teaches me to observe, and I know that it can help you take a step back."

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Awesome." Blair grinned and bounced. "Thanks, man!"