ext_26716 ([identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2006-07-25 09:05 pm
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2nd Floor Common Room: Evening

Jamie has taken over the second floor common room. He is wearing his crown from Dada class proudly and most importantly has control over the remote for the TV.

The show he is watching is Dirty Jobs. Which isn't porn or dirty. Well it's dirty... just not "OMGDIRTY!"

Any one who tries to change the channel is most likely to be smited by the Dada King.

You've been warned.

[OOC: Open. Duh.]
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[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
"It's called 'Dirty Jobs'. They send this guy all over the country to the worst jobs imaginable and make him do it for the experience," Jamie explained. "It's very gross yet cool."

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Tyler squinted at the screen, fascinated. "How much tdo people get paid to do that?"

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
"The grosser it is? The higher the pay."

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Tyler smirked. "Yeah? I may have just decided my career choice will be treating constipated cows. Think that'll make me a millionaire by age 25?"

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Depends how many cows are constipated. They do eat a lot of fiber," Jamie pointed out.

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Tyler looked like he was trying to think of a really foul answer, but couldn't -- or at least not one he cared to share. "I'll research it and yet you know," he promised. "What dirty job do you want?"

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
"New York Storm drain cleaner," Jamie replied without hesitation. "Scary stuff down there. Plus they have a giant vacuum."

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Tyler seemed to be considering the option. "But rats," he said. "Not sure I want that much close contact with the things. Even for a giant vacuum."

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Eh. Rats aren't so bad. It's the rat-bites and fleas that are the problem," Jamie said with a shrug.

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
"You could wear protective clothes," Tyler suggested. "And not get bit. But you can't make the rats be invisible."

What? He just didn't like rats.

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Who'd want invisible rats?" Jamie asked.

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Beats seeing them," Tyler pointed out. "And what's with the crown?"

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
"It's my Dada crown from Artie," Jamie said. "Felt like see if anyone saluted me or something."

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
...and Tyler saluted. "Hail Emperor Jamie," he said, deadpan.

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Thank you! Thank you! For my first ruling I demand that all female virgins be brought to room later for inspection," Jamie said with a royal air.

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Dude, if you want to know that about girls, you get to ask them," Tyler told him. "I'm not getting smacked."

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Rats."
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