First Floor Men's Room [All Day]

[the-right-ray.livejournal.com]

Having been bored in his room all day, Ray wandered down to the first floor with a something long, thin, and rolled up in one hand. He pushed the door of the men's room open, and tacked a long sheet of butcher block paper up near the mirror. He left a few markers around the sink area.

And then he started the list off.

Greg has an imaginary girlfriend.

Greg also listens to John Denver.

With that, he smirked and lef the area.

[The return of the bathroom posts! For those unfamiliar, check here and here to see what happened last time. Girls, feel free to put one up.]

Comments

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

Greg wandered in and discovered this.

He quickly corrected one of the statements.

Greg has an imaginary girlfriend named Isabel. She is hot and blonde and OFF-LIMITS.

Also, Charlene Kawalsky might look like a dude, but she's not.

Then he scurried out.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter added something.

Neither is Charlene's sister, Rayanne Kawalsky.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John wanders in.

Petra Parker is also a bad friend who leaves her sisters in dire straits.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Later on, Peter corrected this.

Petra Parker Andrews is also a bad friend who leaves her sisters in dire straits.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter had fond memories of this. He pulled out a pen and added his own notes.

Greg is the Duck Whisperer. He whispers to ducks.

"Skank" is just Zero's first name so don't get fresh or she'll mallet you. That's not dirty, but it is funny.

Hawkeye put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

And then he fled.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter stopped to read the sheet on his way out of the lavatory and added his own note in tidy block letters:

Alchemy is not magic, no matter how much it looks just like it.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John stops in.

If anyone has Rita Skeeter's address, gimme a call!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron stopped in and realised that the most important message was missing.

Stickbugs and 2nd floor rule!

There. Much better.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

When Alec wandered by, he felt compelled to add something.

Stickbug tastes gross, no matter how drunk you are.

[likethegun]

Sam looked over at the list, and couldn't resist adding some things.

Do not give your heart to Johnina. She's a man eater who will just love you and leave you.

Sometimes, asking Barbossa for advice works out well. Honestly.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely snuck in.

Willow liiiiiiikes me!

Parker does tooooo.