2nd Floor Common Room - Evening

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty is sitting in the lunge reading the instructions to his ouija board and scoffing. "Yeah right. Like that's supposed to work."

As Marty fiddles with the ouija board set up, the TV is currently showing the musical episode of Wendy the Werewolf Stalker.

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[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"I'm just arguing against the 'gadget' classification. Not that I believe in it," Peter said. "So there's nothing to be chicken about."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Okay... Then let's ask it a question," Marty said putting his hands on the planchette. "What do you got?"

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty put his hands on the plastic planchette. "Oh spirits of the netherworld? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

The planchette begins to move.

"N-O-O-N-E-K-N-O-W-S-T-H-E-Y-A-L-L-B-I-T-E-I-T"

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"Well, it is accurate, I have to give it that," Peter said.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Any other questions for the spirits?"

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"Do ouija boards work?" Peter asked. "I'm getting somewhat meta on it, admittedly."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

The board started spelling out another word.

S-M-A-R-T-A-L-E-C

"I think it's onto you Peter."

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"No, clearly it's giving Alec a compliment," Peter said.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Were you talking about Alec?" Marty asked the ouija board.

The pointer went to "No."

"There you go Peter."

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

"Were you talking about Peter?" Peter asked the board.