Lobby, Tuesday during school hours

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

In a brilliant move in the name of multitasking, Jake had set up shop in the lobby. There was a poster behind him going JOIN KING Ianto JAKE'S CULT OF COFFEE TODAY! FREE COFFEE FOR ALL!, a sign up sheet on the table in front of him, and, naturally, an enormous supply of coffee. The Multi-media final was a go.

Jake himself was drinking coffee and shopping for Christmas presents online. He was keeping an eye out for certain people so he could switch to a totally innocent game of solitaire if they came close enough to see.

Comments

Sign your name

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Join King Jake's cult today!

Re: Sign your name

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely Booth

Re: Sign your name

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

High Priestess and brainwashing helper Mac.

Re: Sign your name

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

Teedy Altman

Talk to the King

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

He's here for YOU!

Re: Talk to the King

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"So if I join I get free coffee? And the bad part of the deal?"

She could tell if he was lying, of course.

Re: Talk to the King

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"There is no bad," Jake said solemnly, looking up from his laptop. "Well, you'd have to call me 'king' every once in a while, but I don't consider that a bad thing."

Re: Talk to the King

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River pondered that for a moment. "And what would you call me?"

Re: Talk to the King

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely blinked. "Coffee cult?"

Re: Talk to the King

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"Yup." Jake held up his mug temptingly, letting the smell of delicious coffee drift towards Seely. "All coffee, all the time. No suicide pacts required or anything."

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[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"Hello Seely," River said, attempting conversation. They had worked together in Criminaol Justice after all.

Re: Talk to the King

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Mac grinned when she saw the sign in the lobby, then made her way over to Jake. "How goes your recruitment Your Highness?"

Re: Talk to the King

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake grinned back. "Not bad, not bad. Want to join? You already have the proper way of addressing me down, and remember, totally free coffee! Lots of it!"

Re: Talk to the King

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Think I should sign up too?" Cally asked, wandering up next to Mac.

Re: Talk to the King

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"So...why are you king?" Rory wondered as she read the sign. "Why not emperor?"

Re: Talk to the King

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"King is much more catchy," Jake said, looking up from his rousing game of solitaire. "Want to join? There's lots of coffee in it for you," he tempted. "And possibly chocolates."

Re: Talk to the King

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

Teddy stopped in the lobby before classes started. Free coffee? And all he had to do was join a cult? Interesting.

"This isn't like those bad cults who have the group suicides, is it?"

Re: Talk to the King

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"Of course not." Jake frowned at him. "This Cult is all about the goodness of coffee. Love the coffee," he held up the sign up sheet. "And sign up! You too can be a coffee cultist!"

Re: Talk to the King

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"...There isn't anything weird about the coffee, is there?" Cally asked.

Re: Talk to the King

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake looked insulted and sipped his coffee. "Of course there isn't. Why would I want to pollute the coffee by making it weird?"

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[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek eyed the poster bemusedly as he walked up to the table. "King Jake?"

Re: Talk to the King

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake looked up from his suddenly very thrilling game of solitaire. He beamed. "Sign up, and you can be a Royal Consort!"

Re: Talk to the King

[notajar]

Door smells the coffee. She really only has the one question.

"...do I have to kill anyone?"

Re: Talk to the King

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Jake held out the sign up sheet towards her. "Absolutely no one! Just sign your name here, and the lovely, lovely coffee will be yours!"

OOC

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

*cuddles King Ianto's crown, zomg*