Gym - Friday Night

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

If anyone stopped by the gym Friday night they would notice the left side of a body sticking out of a punching bag. Specifically the left side of Peter Griffin's body. With the head still attached.

"Well this sucks." said Peter. This might have not been worth the eighty bucks Dr. Venture was paying him.

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[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer wandered into the gym. And stared at the punching bag.

"What the..."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter tilted his head in order to get a good look at Joxer. He smiled. "Hey there!"

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer tilted his head. "Is... where's the rest of you?"

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter lifted up his one shoulder a few times. "That was supposed to be a shrug." said Peter "I hope the rest of me is safe...I mean, what if my bottom half is on the beach?! Seagulls could be out there pecking at my junk!"

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"That would... Ow," Joxer said. "You... think I should go check the beach for your junk?"

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"We should send out a search party!" shouted Peter, causing the punching bag to shake a little. "Or maybe Dr. Venture planned this...maybe this is an elaborate scientific plan that my mind cannot comprehend because it's so scientific."

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"...I could maybe try to... unhook the bag?" Joxer said.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, could you? I'm starting to get some vertigo here." said Peter, who kept trying to keep his eyes on Joxer even though the bag kept swinging from side to side.

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer reached up carefully and unhooked the bag, managing to lower it to the ground with a lot of effort.

"Ow, heavy," Joxer said. "I think I just... ow my back."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Thanks a lot buddy." said Peter, ignoring Joxer's pain. Of course he wasn't in a much better position than he was before. "Oh god, I hope I can be put together again. Of course I would be able to fufill my dream of being a circus carnie this way."

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer leaned on the top of the punching bag. "You want to work in a circus?"

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"Who wouldn't? You get to hang with elephants and you're surrounded by cotton candy!" said Peter, waving his arm around. "Tell me that's not a slice of heaven."

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"Cotton... candy?" Joxer asked.

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"You don't know what cotton candy is?!" said Peter as if that was more shocking to him than being chopped up. "It's simply the most delicious thing on the planet! It's so nice and fluffy. Melts in your mouth. You can put it all over your face and pretend you have a pink beard..."

Peter got a glazed look in his eye and his mouth hung open.

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

"I have to try this," Joxer said, finally straightening and standing up straight. "But... I can't just leave you here, can I?"

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter snapped out of his cotton candy fantasies. "Oh god, don't leave me! It smells like sweat in here. What if I get attacked by John Basedow?"

"Screw the circus! I can't live like this, I need my junk!" said Peter "...I guess my right arm would be useful to have back too."

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer tried to lift the punching bag again. "I... don't think I can move you," he said. "You... we need a wagon."

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"It won't be the first time someone's said that to me." said Peter.

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer managed to push the bag a few inches along the gym floor.

"How did this happen, anyways?"

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

"This Venture guy was paying people to help him out with an experiment." explained Peter "We hopped into this teleporting thingamajig and next thing I know I'm legless in a room that smells like a jockstrap."

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer struggled a little more, pushing the bag further. "So, you need to be taken back to the teleporting thingamajig?"

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter felt himself roll a little and silently hoped he didn't end up face first on the floor. "Yeah. I think that's probably where I should go. Hopefully that doctor can put me back together."

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer started the process of slowly pushing Peter out the door and towards Venture Industries (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/1281246.html?thread=58024414#t58024414).

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer smiled at Naomi as he started pushing Peter out the door.

"I got this one," he said. "You might want to look elsewhere. He still needs his junk."