Fourth Floor Common Room - Saturday Evening

[likethegun]

Sam had spent the better part of his day dealing with a post-Seahorse party headache, and vowing to never eat another gummi bear again. Now that he was feeling better, he'd ventured out of his room and gone upstairs to relax on the fourth floor. Flipping through the TV channels had gotten him two Bitterwoman reruns, some cartoons, a news show, and what looked like some sort of movie about pirates, which he quickly decided to leave on.

A few minutes later, when the female pirates started taking each others clothes off, Sam figured out that it wasn't just a pirate movie - it was pirate porn, and he allowed himself to be intrigued for a few moments before realizing that the common room was probably not the best place to watch this sort of thing.

Sam hit the remote to change the channel, and frowned when nothing happened. Smacking the remote against the table a few times and trying again didn't work either, so he got up, went over to the television, and hit the buttons on the front to change the channel. Still nothing. Getting more frantic, Sam reached around to the back of the television and pulled the power cord from the outlet. And yet, the pirate porn remained, and Sam found himself wondering if fleeing would be a viable option.

[*blames this entirely on the FH SPN fans, and Eric Kripke, for giving us Sam canon that consists of "He's afraid of porn."* Ahem. Open to all! The pirate porn is...eclectic, so feel free to have your character come in while a different kind of pair is going at it. All I ask is that if you're somehow capable of fixing the television, please don't. *g*]

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Heading back upstairs after chatting for a while in the third floor common room, Dean heard the sound of the tv coming from the common room on his floor.

Cheesy music and moaning. Dean frowned. That sounded like...

He wandered in to see and sure enough that was porn on the tv. With Dean's little standing in front of the tv staring it at.

"Awkward," Dean said.

[likethegun]

Sam jumped at the sound of Dean's voice, and looked back and forth between Dean and the television.

"Dude, this is not what it looks like."

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly wandered in and sat down. "What are we watching?" she asked.

[notajar]

Door's wandering down the hall anyway, and pokes her head into the common room to investigate the interesting-sounding programme. "Is that a nature documentary?" she asks before she can actually see the screen.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"So that's not porn?" Dean turned his head to look at a particularly... creative move. "Could've fooled me."

[likethegun]

"Nothing!" Sam said quickly, trying to look at the back of the TV and stand in front of it at the same time.

[grenfelzer.livejournal.com]

Carmela walks in.

And just kind of... stares.

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy was just following people, really. "Oh, are we having a movie night? I love pirates! Is it Buccaneers of-- Woah!"

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco walked in and tilted his head to the side. "Privacy of your own home, man?"

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly tilted her head all the way to the side and blinked at the TV. "That is not nothing," she said. "Doesn't that hurt? It looks like it hurts."

[likethegun]

"It's..." Sam turned to look at the TV again and made a face, before quickly turning back. "It is. But it's not. I mean, I'm not watching it."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette was wandering the hallways chewing on peppermint gum when she passed the doorway of the fourth floor common room. She wasn't planning on entering but as she passed, she heard moaning. Someone was hurt!

Turning around she rushed in, her eyes wide, "Is someone hurt? Should I call a doctor? Oh my god!" She blinked looking over everyone.

[likethegun]

Sam tilted his head to see what she was looking at. "I don't know. I don't think they'd show it if it hurt."

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"So... you're just into listening? Kinky."

[likethegun]

"I don't know, I wasn't watching it," Sam said. Maybe that excuse would work.

[likethegun]

"This isn't what it looks like!" Sam said quickly. "Um. I mean, that is what it looks like," he added, pointing to the television. "But this is all a big mistake."

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly looked at Sam. "That's not what I've heard."

[notajar]

"You're in the room with it and it's making a lot of noise. How could you not be watching it?" she points out.

[likethegun]

Sam just facepalmed at Buffy. "The television hates me."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Hard to say," said Buffy, and then started giggling.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

She looked at Buffy, then the others, then finally noticed the tv. "Holy cow."

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly was still looking at the TV with her head tilted all the way to the side. "It definitely isn't. But, whatever it is, they love pirates too."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy flushed a little, but tilted her head to look at the tv. "...I don't know, it looks like it likes you a lot from where I'm standing."

[likethegun]

"I'm not watching this!" Sam exclaimed, starting to sound a little frantic. "The television won't turn off."

[likethegun]

"That depends on whether wanting to strangle yourself counts as hurt," Sam muttered.