Fourth Floor Common Room - Saturday Evening

[likethegun]

Sam had spent the better part of his day dealing with a post-Seahorse party headache, and vowing to never eat another gummi bear again. Now that he was feeling better, he'd ventured out of his room and gone upstairs to relax on the fourth floor. Flipping through the TV channels had gotten him two Bitterwoman reruns, some cartoons, a news show, and what looked like some sort of movie about pirates, which he quickly decided to leave on.

A few minutes later, when the female pirates started taking each others clothes off, Sam figured out that it wasn't just a pirate movie - it was pirate porn, and he allowed himself to be intrigued for a few moments before realizing that the common room was probably not the best place to watch this sort of thing.

Sam hit the remote to change the channel, and frowned when nothing happened. Smacking the remote against the table a few times and trying again didn't work either, so he got up, went over to the television, and hit the buttons on the front to change the channel. Still nothing. Getting more frantic, Sam reached around to the back of the television and pulled the power cord from the outlet. And yet, the pirate porn remained, and Sam found himself wondering if fleeing would be a viable option.

[*blames this entirely on the FH SPN fans, and Eric Kripke, for giving us Sam canon that consists of "He's afraid of porn."* Ahem. Open to all! The pirate porn is...eclectic, so feel free to have your character come in while a different kind of pair is going at it. All I ask is that if you're somehow capable of fixing the television, please don't. *g*]

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Heading back upstairs after chatting for a while in the third floor common room, Dean heard the sound of the tv coming from the common room on his floor.

Cheesy music and moaning. Dean frowned. That sounded like...

He wandered in to see and sure enough that was porn on the tv. With Dean's little standing in front of the tv staring it at.

"Awkward," Dean said.

[likethegun]

Sam jumped at the sound of Dean's voice, and looked back and forth between Dean and the television.

"Dude, this is not what it looks like."

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly wandered in and sat down. "What are we watching?" she asked.

[likethegun]

"Nothing!" Sam said quickly, trying to look at the back of the TV and stand in front of it at the same time.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"You'll have to ask Sammy," Dean said smirking. "He was watching it when I got here."

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel was staring at Molly. "I love your hat," she said though her eyes seemed to have trouble focusing."

[notajar]

Door's wandering down the hall anyway, and pokes her head into the common room to investigate the interesting-sounding programme. "Is that a nature documentary?" she asks before she can actually see the screen.

[likethegun]

"I don't know, I wasn't watching it," Sam said. Maybe that excuse would work.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean chuckled. "I suppose you could consider it something like that."

[grenfelzer.livejournal.com]

Carmela walks in.

And just kind of... stares.

[likethegun]

"This isn't what it looks like!" Sam said quickly. "Um. I mean, that is what it looks like," he added, pointing to the television. "But this is all a big mistake."

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

Katara smiled tentatively at Carmela. "Do we know why there are pirates?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy was just following people, really. "Oh, are we having a movie night? I love pirates! Is it Buccaneers of-- Woah!"

[likethegun]

Sam just facepalmed at Buffy. "The television hates me."

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly was still looking at the TV with her head tilted all the way to the side. "It definitely isn't. But, whatever it is, they love pirates too."

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco walked in and tilted his head to the side. "Privacy of your own home, man?"

[likethegun]

"I'm not watching this!" Sam exclaimed, starting to sound a little frantic. "The television won't turn off."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette was wandering the hallways chewing on peppermint gum when she passed the doorway of the fourth floor common room. She wasn't planning on entering but as she passed, she heard moaning. Someone was hurt!

Turning around she rushed in, her eyes wide, "Is someone hurt? Should I call a doctor? Oh my god!" She blinked looking over everyone.

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Hard to say," said Buffy, and then started giggling.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely wandered into the common room. "Oh, hey, I know this one. Not enough nuns."

[likethegun]

"...I think I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that," Sam said, trying to ignore the television altogether.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn was bored and wandering the halls in lieu of doing homework and heard voices coming from the common room. "Hey! What're we..."

And then she just stared, wondering if it was too late to back out, unnoticed.

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Nope. She was noticed. "Dawn!" Molly called. "Come see this very educational show that Sam has found for us to watch."

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

Katara had been wandering, bored after a day of detention. So when the noise of the crowd drew her to the Common Room, she followed happily.

When she got to the doorway, she stood stop still and *stared.*

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette saw Katara and blurted out, "Educational purposes. Really. Uh. Yep! I didn't turn it here! Promise!"

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick had been wandering the floors when he heard the unmistakeable sound of sex coming from the 4th floor common room. He grinned at Sam when he saw what was on the TV.

"Wow, those pirates sure know how to plunder." he says, taking a seat on the floor. "I take it you're into costumes?"

[likethegun]

"I'm not into anything," Sam protested. This was really not what he wanted new people to be thinking about him.

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim decided to get some group mingling in, so he headed up to the fourth floor. When he walked into the common room, he stared at the television for a moment before bursting out into a big grin. "There are just so many jokes to make. I don't know if I can pick one."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy waved to the new guy. "Sam's watching porn! We're mocking him, as is our duty."

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

After a long evening of trying to kill zombies and then drinking at Caritas, Mel appears in the common room.

Very drunk.

She stares at the TV screen for a few moments before bursting out in giggles. "I'm never leaving the dorm again."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn waved. "Mel, hi! We're embarrassing Sam!"

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky walked in late with a bag of open potato chips, munching away on them. Then he saw what was on TV. "Hey, porn!"

He sounded far too enthusiastic about that.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Charlie!" Seely waved. "There's no nuns, but it's still good."

[notawitch.livejournal.com]

After seeing that her roomie was having another serious chat in their room, Will opted to head down to a common room instead. She ended up walking in to see a couple of half-naked pirate chicks talking about "hoisting each others' gangplanks". She just kind of starred at the TV.

"Maybe I should have headed to the third floor common room..."

[likethegun]

"I don't know if their television is possessed like this one is," Sam remarked. "For their sake, I hope it isn't."