Hallways, Early Wednesday Morning

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

People awake in the early hours of the morning might been surprised to see a boxer-brief clad Seely rushing down the hallways.

Less at Seely's state of undress and more at the fact he was being pursued by a puppet that was making disturbing kissing noises.

"I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU THAT WAY!"

[Feel free to WTF at the boy.

Only SP replies from me since omglatebedformenow]

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[iftheseshadows.livejournal.com]

Neil, who was innocently on his way to the shower and his own WTF moment, had to pause and just...stare.

"Just...when I think I've got a handle on this place."

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel is heading out for her morning job when she sees the fracas.

Now she's rolling around the floor laughing at Seely.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders popped out of his room long enough to let out a piercing whistle, then ducked back in, snickering.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

On her way to the library, Isabel stopped and stared. "Now this is weirdness I can appreciate."

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"First step is admitting the problem," Willow told him as he passed.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely paused. "Be careful or this place will get a handle on you," he warned, right before the puppet attempted to tackle him.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely spared Mel a glare as he continued fleeing.

"I hate you."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette is on her way to first period when she stopped and stared and dropped her jaw.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Isabel, think you can spare a guy a hand?" Seely pleaded as he peeled the puppet off his ankle and threw it down the hall.

[iftheseshadows.livejournal.com]

Flattening himself against the wall as the puppet made it's attempt, Neil's eyes widened.

"Just so long as it doesn't to handle me like that. I mean, I've heard of adult toys but wow."

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely skidded to a halt. "You! You did this!"

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel applauded enthusiastically. "Is this what you had in mind? Or something else?"

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"Never!" Willow said, looking far, far too innocent.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Hi, I'm Seely, nice to meet you," Seely said as he passed. "Watch out for the puppet."

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel's laughing too hard to make a snarky reply.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

The puppet seemed to realise that Neil wasn't Seely and changed tackling directions. Seely danced back from it. "The thing crawled into bed with me," he said, sounding vaguely traumatised.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

The puppet knocked on Anders's door. "Which way did he go?" it asked, pointing at the stairwell.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Not dirty!" Seely yelled in something vaguely resembling agreement. "Anything but dirty!"

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"It's a puppet," Seely said, putting his hands on his hips. "You have a thing for going after me with puppets."

[iftheseshadows.livejournal.com]

A virgin Neil might be but he was also a teenage male and not completely unaware of how his body worked...how the male teenage body worked, particularly first thing in the morning.

"Please tell me you woke up before anything...happened?"

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Barely," Seely said and shuddered. "If was this heavier a sleeper..."

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders opened the door and got beaned in the head by the yo-yo that had decided to do a shoot-the-moon all by itself.

"No idea," he said, staring down at the puppet. He pointed in a random direction. "Try that way?"

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Thank you," the puppet said and went in the indicated direction.

Shortly thereafter a panicked "TRAITOR!" came floating down the hall.

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

"I believe the common puppet denominator here is not me," Willow replied.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders poked his head out the door again and called back, "Glad to be of service, Booth!"

Pause. Door slamming.

Then, "Not dirty!"