Second Floor Common Room, Sunday Evening

[swerval_zero]

It was Oscars time, which meant, of course, it was time for a party, thrown together at the last minute because Zero had been in editing a lot recently. She had set out an array of handwavey bite-size tasty appetizers, big bowls of popcorn, and an assortment of sodas, water, and sparkling juices.

Come! Snark at celebrities! Try to guess who's wearing a dress by totally fictional designer Claude Shi!

((OOC: It was totally always in the right place. Really.))

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[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle shrugged. "I've been around," and then turned a smirk at Parker again. "I feel like I should be interveiwing you. So." She held up her hand as though holding an invisible microphone. "Who are you wearing?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker kicked out one leg through the skirt slit, and put a hand up to primp her hair. "Claude Shi's Boot. By personal design for Homecoming. I'm friends with his SO's little sister." She grinned over at Zero. "Shoes by Jimmy Choo, jewelry by DeBeers."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Well," Turtle lifted her shoulder a bit, totally preening in her faded jeans, slightly too big t-shirt, and hand-me-down sneakers, "you look fabulous, dahhh-ling. "Any big plans for if you win tonight?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"To get plastered on champagne, swim in the fountain, and drag several key grips back to my place," Parker said confidingly. "After which, I negotiate my next contract through the hangover. My price goes up another million a picture." She grinned at Turtle, and said, "I have to ask, who does your hair?"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle couldn't help giggling a little. "Oh, sweetie. A girl's gotta keep some secrets."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Well, you look mahvelous. Really. Kiss kiss." Parker smirked at the 'microphone'. "And to all my fans out there: thank you so much for your support that got me the People's Choice Award."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

The giggling got a little worse. "Well, honey, you deserved it. You. Deserved. It."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker cracked up and had to put her soda down before she spilled it. "Awesome. I hope you get a Pulitzer for your coverage here, hon."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Parker laughing almost made it impossible for Turtle to do with with as much nonchalance as she was going for, but she managed it well enough. "Oh," she said, snorting a laugh before maintaining a red-faced seriousness, "it's already won."


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