Third Floor Common Room, Sunday Morning

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

Tori had a wonderful time at prom last night, better than she could have imagined. She wished time could move slower though, she didn't want the year to end just yet. Especially when it meant some people would be leaving and she might not see them again.

An early morning person, Tori made her way into the common room kitchen, having decided to make an ample amount of pancakes. That was something she could cook without ruining it. People were probably going to be sleeping for a while but Tori decided to make enought pancakes for the floor and then some, regardless.

She set up orange juice, water, tea, coffee and milk on the table along with syrup and other moddable breakfast condiments. She placed pancakes along with everything as they were made.

[OOC: Open for mommies and daddies and kiddies, oh my!]

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[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick picked up some napkins and tossed them over to his kid before turning back to Annette. "My ex, Madison. Which means somewhere in another universe my life is full of misery and woe. Poor me."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

She grinned at that, "Poor guy." Then she looked at her son who sat straight, his hands in his lap, staring at Dick's son. "Well, somewhere in another universe, my boyfriend is alive. I mean my...ugh, this is really awkward isn't it?"

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, sort of." he admitted. "How about we just skip past the awkwardness and pretend this is not totally weird."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, that will work for me." she said, looking back at her son. "I wonder how long it will last?"

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"God, I hope not long. I can't be a parent." he said, lowering his voice so his kid couldn't hear. "I can barely take care of myself."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

She made a face at Dick, "I know." But she didn't make it clear on what comment she pointed on. "I kind of don't know what to do with him. He wants to have fun and ride in a car like his daddy's. This is going to frazzle my brain."

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, the kid wants to go surfing but I had to explain to him we're not in Neptune." he said. "And I'm sure GOB is going to love me taking him to work with me if he's still here on Tuesday."

"The good thing is the kid is a lot like me." said Dick, looking over at Ryan. "I figure he'd be content if I just sat him in front of an X-Box."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yeah, Caritas is not exactly a place for a kid, Dick. I'll babysit him if you want. You shouldn't take him there."

Oh boy. Annette didn't think she would ever park her kid in front of an x-box to keep him entertained. But then how was she to know? She's never had a kid before.

"I wonder if it hurt?"

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"If what hurt?" asked Dick. He had spent most of his childhood either causing a ruckus in town or playing video games and he had turned out alright. Sort of.

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

She leaned in and whispered, putting her hand up to her mouth so the kids couldn't hear her or read her lips, you know, just in case they were genius kids or something. "You know, having a baby."

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"Oh. From what I've seen in movies, yes, I'm betting it hurt a lot." he said, nodding. "Luckily that's something I will never have to deal with."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

She gave him a look. "Well, it will be a looong time before I have to deal with it." She nodded and hoped she looked convincing. One just never knew about these things.

"A long long long time." She snorted. "Yeah. And then they'll just have to put me to sleep cause I don't do pain."

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"I don't think it works that way sweetie." he said. "But maybe by the time you have to have kids technology will be like, advanced enough for there to be no pain."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

She frowned. "I can't think about this. It hurts my brain and my stomach is getting all knotty and my feet are cold."

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick grinned. "Chill out. You said yourself it won't be for a long, long, long time."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I know. It's what I said. But hello?" She pointed sideways at their kids that they totally didn't share. "What if it's like, permanent?"

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"No way. It's not permanent." he said, mainly to console himself. "My dad'll kill me."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Ohmigod! My dad will kill you!"

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"You can't tell him! I'm not telling my dad anything until I have to." he said. "Or Beaver or anyone else for that matter."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Oh, Dick! But what if he stays! He'll think we had a kid when I was...ten? Wait..." Annette was blinking and she took a drink of Sebastians orange juice. "Calm down. Let's chill. Quick, freaking pinch me!"

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick didn't pinch her but he did calm down a little. "Look, there's no way our parents are going to believe we have kids that old. They aren't used to Fandom weirdness. So I think we'll be fine."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Right." Okay. That was sensible. No way she could have a kid that was almost seven. It just wasn't possible. Annette was telling herself she was calm.

"Do you still talk to her?"

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"To who? Madison?" he asked. "Haven't talked to her since spring break. We're still sort of friends. Same circle of friends and all."

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

She nodded, "It'd be weird for me to talk to Sebastian right now." Annette could hardly imagine talking to her son's daddy which was also the same Sebastian. She thought. Or maybe not. This was just so weird.