The Gym - Monday Afternoon

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Since it was too cold and wet to play outside Dick took his kid down to the gym Monday afternoon so Ryan could work off some energy. Dick stood by the side, eating a bag of cheetos.

"Go ahead. Run around, hit kids in the face with a dodgeball. Stuff I used to do when I was your age." said Dick, waving Ryan off with his hand.

Ryan shrugged and went off to find something to play with. The kid came back with a dodgeball. Then the kid threw the dodgeball at his dad's head.

"Hey! My cheetos!" said Dick, mournfully looking down at the spilled bag.

"You don't need the cheetos fatty!" shouted Ryan from across the gym.

"That's it. I'm going to kick your ass." Dick says with a grin. He leaned down to pick up the dodgeball. "You better start running!"

((Open as per usual))

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[buffzillas.livejournal.com]

Two girls came running into the gym. The blonde one stopped and turned to face the other. "My mom can kick your mom's ass!"

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"What? Is there a mom fight?" asked Dick, stopping in his tracks. Mom fight equaled chick fight.

[buffzillas.livejournal.com]

Tiffany stomped her foot. "My mom is a better fighter than her mom! You tell her!"

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"What is your mom's name?" asked Dick. Course that might not help him make a decision. There were way too many chicks here with the ability to kick ass.

[buffzillas.livejournal.com]

"Buffy Summers, and her mom is Aunt River," Tiff explained.

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"Oh man...that's a hard one." said Dick. Course the only way to really settle this was a mom fight in jello but Dick was smart enough not to mention that. "Both of your mom's are good fighters but I think I'll go with Buffy on this one. Only because she has to go through life being named Buffy and I think that may have caused some pent up anger in her."

Says the guy named Dick.

[harknesshorde.livejournal.com]

"Eww!" Ananda said, wrinkling her nose. "He's thinking dirty thoughts about our Moms in jelly!"

[buffzillas.livejournal.com]

"Ewwww!" Tiff agreed. "Should we kick him?"

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"I was not!" said Dick defensively. It was jello. "And what is it with kids and kicking me?"

[harknesshorde.livejournal.com]

"Yeah!" Finally one thing they agreed on.

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick looked over at his own son for help but Ryan grinned and gave him a 'That's what you get' look.

"I didn't mean to think dirty things about your mommies." he said. That was a lie. "Honest."

[harknesshorde.livejournal.com]

"He's lying," Ananda said, and kicked his leg. Not as hard as she could, but hard enough to hurt.

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Which was the exact same spot where Marybeth had kicked him yesterday. "Ow! It's not fair, you're like psychic or something!"

Ryan doubled over laughing. He had seen his dad hit by girls a lot during his lifetime.

[buffzillas.livejournal.com]

"You're a bad man!" Tiff agreed and kicked at his other leg.

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"Ow! I am not!" Dick says, taking a step back from the two of them. "You're evil, mind-reading little girls!"

He looked over at Ryan. "And you stop laughing!"

[harknesshorde.livejournal.com]

Ananda decided he needed to be punched in the stomch too. So she did that.

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"Oof! Don't make me break my rule of not beating up girls." said Dick, putting up his hands to block any other attack to his stomach. The punch was more annoying than painful. "I'm bigger than you."

[harknesshorde.livejournal.com]

"Size isn't everything." Ananda smiled sweetly and punched again.

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick was able to move out of the way before getting hit again. "Looks like I'm quicker than you too."

Now where the hell was that dodgeball?

[harknesshorde.livejournal.com]

Ananda pretended to first walk away, then turned and leapt at him, trying to cling to his back.

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"Gah! You little-" Dick flailed for a second before reaching around to tickle Ananda's sides to get her down.

[harknesshorde.livejournal.com]

Damn. He had found her weakness. She eeped and let go, taking a few steps away. Kicking was safer.

[harknesshorde.livejournal.com]

"No,'cause my mom can read you mom's mind! And she's killed reavers."

Ananda stepped closer.

[buffzillas.livejournal.com]

"My mom killed more! And she's killed LOTS of vampires so there!" Tiff's fists went up.

[harknesshorde.livejournal.com]

Ananda dodged the attack and lunged for Tiff's legs.

[buffzillas.livejournal.com]

Tiff jumped out of the way then aimed a kick to Ananda's shoulder.

[harknesshorde.livejournal.com]

Ananda rolled away and grabbed for Tiff's leg.

[buffzillas.livejournal.com]

Tiff hit the ground with a yelp, kicking out to get Ananda to let go.

[harknesshorde.livejournal.com]

"Ouch!" Ananda got her arm kicked and rolled away. Tiff was good at fighting.

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Once Mac had sorted Cally with food and got her to supposedly get some sleep she continued the search for the really, really emo kid.

She was still failing kinda miserably, she was a little worried about the poor kid, and didn't much like how panicked this whole thing was making Cally.

When she didn't spot the girl she was looking for she almost just wandered straight on. Then she realised that really was Dick with a mini-me, and stopped to watch for a moment. Scary.