Fifth floor common room, Friday afternoon (after workshops/music festival)

[stuckeyboy]

Warren had decided, in light of the phone calls he'd received and what he assumed was going on, that the only thing to do was the old "if you can't beat them, join them" thing and start prank calling people at random.

Of course, what was really going on just made it all even more random. . . .

Still, it wouldn't do any good if people couldn't see that he was being cool and hip and following the trend, so he was out in the common room while he did it, stretched out on the couch with his cellphone to his ear and the town directory on his lap.

Fun times, my friends, fun times.

Of course, while he was there, he got another voicemail, and that just needed a real reply. Seriously.

[ooc: post is open (with very small OCD)! An' if you want to be around to actually answer one of Warren's random phone calls, ping in in the thread to have ze conversation. . . . Whether he's left you a voicemail or not. Feel free to call him there, too . . . .]

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In the actual common room

[stuckeyboy]

For those who are here in person

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[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie wandered in after the music festival, still out of sorts. "Oh, hello, Warren."

Re: In the actual common room

[stuckeyboy]

Warren waved as he flipped through the directory looking for a good next victim not that it mattered who he picked. . . . "Hey, Evie. How's it sliding?"

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[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"Very bizarrely," she said, flopping down on the couch. "Did you get my phone message?"

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[stuckeyboy]

Warren thought. Then checked his phone. Then thought some more. "Yours? No. . . ."

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[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"How odd." She frowned, then said, "Right, then. Don't let Wyatt or Chad into our room. They've been horribly horribly rude and absolutely awful, and I'm not speaking to either of them." She folded her arms and looked upset. "At least until they apologize!"

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[stuckeyboy]

Warren blinked. "Chad? . . . Ohhhh yeah, there's a kid here named Chad. It wasn't about Africa, after all . . . What'd they do? I don't even know Wyatt. . . ."

Phone calls!

[stuckeyboy]

For those who want Warren to call them and then actually answer. . . .

Re: Phone calls!

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Zuko normally just ignored that whole telephone thing, but if he happened to be near it he might actually pick up. Maybe.

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[stuckeyboy]

Warren totally thought he was calling some guy named Raphael when he managed to get connected to Zuko.

Oh, look, it was ringing!

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[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Zuko scowled at the telephone thing. Which didn't stop ringing. With a glare, he got up and stomped over to pick up the telephone.

"Zuko," he answered.

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[stuckeyboy]

Warren had . . . never actually prank called anyone before. He had no idea what to do. But all the others seemed to be about hitting on people, right?

He tried to disguise his voice.

"Um. . . . Heyyyyy, Zuko . . . what are you wearing?"

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[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Blink.

"Clothes."

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[stuckeyboy]

*blink, blink*

"What kind of clothes?"

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[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Phone! Ringing! Chad jumped on it like he would if it were Teddy walking through the door.

"Hello? Ted? Rikku? Jude?" Please?

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[stuckeyboy]

Warren was starting to get more into the swing of this.

He deepened his voice as low as it would go.

"I AM THE KING OF THE GNOME FOREST!"

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[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

There was a long pause.

"....So...not Ted, Rikku, or Jude?" Chad assumed. It might have been something Jude would say... "Jude? Dude?"

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[stuckeyboy]

"I am coming for your women," Warren continued. "And your men, possibly. But mostly your women. And your beer. And I might eat your babies and/or pets. But, really, mostly just here for your women."

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[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Okay, yeah, Chad was just confused now because Jude would have known what he was going to say next. "But I don't have any women. My man can turn into a woman, but he doesn't like it and I can sometimes, too, but..."

Some of the rest of him caught up with him. "NO EATING PRINCE OSCAR PEDRO! I just got him. My hairless pussy...cat is not for eating!"

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[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

Charlie was at the music festival, so she went off to the side to pick up her phone. "Hello?"

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[stuckeyboy]

Warren affected a very, very bad McKenzie Brothers-ish accent.

"Oh, hey there, eh? I'm calling to tell you you've won! A free trip to the louge capital of the Western Hemisphere! Pretty cool, eh?"

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[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"The louge capital of the Western Hemisphere?" Charlie blinked. "I don't even remember signing up for a contest. Where is that?"

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[stuckeyboy]

"Oh, you didn't have to, there, ma'am, see, we already knew what a big louge-er you were, eh? So we signed up all the people who love to louge. . . ."

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[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"Uh-hunh," Charlie said, skeptical. "Do I have to tour a condo somewhere to get this prize? Where am I going to be loug-ing?"

OOC

[stuckeyboy]

Because they can't ALL be room post link drops, right?