Fifth Floor Common Room, Wednesday Afternoon

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Located in the fifth floor common room was Jeff. His hair was wet (for reasons he'd rather not divulge but which did not involve either showers or being outside), he was sitting propped up against a pillow (for reasons he'd rather not divulge and dearly hoped a particular someone else wouldn't either), and he was zapping pretty quickly from one channel to the next. Although he'd rather not divulge his reasons for doing so (now there was a surprise), he was in fact looking for Channel 4, but for one reason or another that someone entirely else must have come up with (and probably wouldn't divulge either, karmically), he kept running into BBC World instead (he was starting to suspect foul play).

Eventually he gave up and switched to what he considered to be the closest thing: a nature documentary about rather enthusiastic apes. His life was so exciting.

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