First Floor Lobby: Morning and Afternoon

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After his run-in with Umbridge this morning, Animal headed back to his room to change out of his pretty dress.

Unfortunately Umbridge had already contacted Fosse the janitor troll who had already packed up Animal's personal items into his trunk and then had taken Animal and his luggage down to the lobby.

Animal was now sitting on his trunk (which he was chained to) as he waited for a rickshaw cab to take him back to the mainland.

And because Fosse feared Umbridge like a fearing thing, he had added a sign next to Animal which said "EXPALLED STEWDANT! DO NOTS TALK!" written in crayon.

Animal had no idea what was going on but was happily singing raunchy versions of "Cuban Pete" while he waited.

He was still wearing the dress.

[ooc: Goodbye post for Animal! He really has no clue that he's leaving but he'll be happy to say goodbye in a confused manner. Umbridge and Fosse modded with permission.]

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Luke came back into the lobby after his workshops and blinked at the sign in front of Animal.

He didn't even look twice a the outfit.

"You're leaving?" he asked.

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Animal stopped his rendition of Cuban Pete to give Luke a quizzical look.

"GO BYE BYE?"

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Luke pointed at the sign. "That's what it says," he said, frowning. "Is the sign wrong?"

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The sign was going away? Animal was sad. It looked like a nice sign.

He waved at it.

"BYE BYE!"

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"It's says you're 'expalled'," Luke tried. "Did you eat someone you weren't supposed to, maybe?"

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Animal scratched his head looking confused. He had heard a word like that earlier today. Who was it that said it?

Oh right.

Animal assumed a haughty position and waved his drumstick at Luke.

"HEM! HEM!"

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Luke's eyebrows shot up. "Umbridge expelled you?" He glanced at Animal's hands. "Did she hurt you?"

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Animal scratched his head again at the question. His memory was pretty fuzzy. Especially because of the fuzz. Well... the booze last night also had something to do with it.

The he whipped his head back and forth so fast he probably would have gotten whiplash.

Animal then pantomimed meeting a tiny fairy, getting a pink dress and then going to a hotel room... or what he thought was a hotel room and then trashing it. Then he woke up in ugly pink lady's office.

Unfortunately Animal just looked like he was having a conniption.

"LADY SHOUT A LOT!"

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Yeah, Luke hadn't followed any of that.

"I'll bet she did," he said.

He had a horrifying thought. "...that's not her dress is it?"

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Animal shook his head back and forth in a frenzy again and then modelled it like a superstar model on a catwalk.

"MINE! MINE!"

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"It looks great on you," Luke said, smiling despite himself. "Really."

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Animal then batted his eyelashes at Luke. Such a good boy.

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Luke took a quick step backwards. "I have a girlfriend," he said.

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Animal puzzled at that for a moment. Surely his feminine wiles hadn't disappeared?

Then he remembered the crucial element and opened his trunk to finish his transformation into a true beautiful and ravishing creature.

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...wow.

"Wow," Luke squeaked.

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Animal took that as an invitation for smoochin'.

So he leaned over and attempted to eat Luke's face.

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Luke was too stunned to stop him.

"...buh," he said when he finally pulled back.

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If Luke ever wondered what it was like to kiss a wookie? He had a pretty good idea now.

"HAH! HAH! HAH!" Animal giggled in a girlish fashion.

Only not really.

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Han could never, ever, ever find out about this. Luke wiped his mouth and gave Animal a shaky smile while frantically backpedaling. "Good luck with whatever you do," he stammered, then fled.

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"BYE! BYE!" Animal called out before returning to his chicky-booms.

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Rikku stopped to take in the sight of ... Animal, in a dress, with a sign declaring him to be 'expalled'.

"Are, uh, are you okay?" she asked, tilting her head.

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"CHICK CHICKY BORK!" Animal declared.

He still didn't get the idea he was leaving.

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"You have an expalled?" Rikku asked, scratching her head. "Did someone take care of that? Are you sick?"

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Animal patted the sign which Luke had told him was going away he looked sadly at the sign. It was a good sign. It shouldn't have to leave.

"GO BYE-BYE!" Animal said mournfully, though Rikku might understand it's probably not the sign.

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"You're going bye-bye?!" Rikku gasped. "No! That's awful! Is it because of me? I mean, us, the Cuban Pete thing!?"

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"CHICK CHICKY BORK!" Animal said gleefully and began to dance to the song.

Yep. Still doesn't get it.

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[[OOC: *clings to Animal]]