ext_31287 ([identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2008-02-09 06:58 pm

Gym, Saturday morning

After some coffee to wake up, Dean headed down to the gym and began to make sure things were set up for Karal's self defense lesson. He'd even managed to scrunch up two staffs to start with the weapons.

Now all he needed was a certain sunpriest to teach.

[for said priest, but open for all your workout needs]

[identity profile] vkandis-son.livejournal.com 2008-02-10 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Then I'm probably going to die," he said lightly.

[identity profile] vkandis-son.livejournal.com 2008-02-10 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
"I would do my best to get past him. Does he have a knife?" he asked. "Or some other weapon?"

[identity profile] vkandis-son.livejournal.com 2008-02-10 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Karal rolled his eyes at Dean, which oddly made him relax. "I would try and distract him by talking," he tilted his head, trying to apply what Kerowyn had taught him to this scenario, "and convince him I was absolutely harmless and not a threat in the least, which," he added with a wry smile, "should be easy, and then stomp on his foot as hard as I could, try and break it, and then duck past him."

[identity profile] vkandis-son.livejournal.com 2008-02-10 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
"They make those?" Karal asked, surprised. "All right, well, does the steel go all the way back, to here." He lifted his foot and pointed to the arch. "Because that's where I'd aim."

[identity profile] vkandis-son.livejournal.com 2008-02-10 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Very true." He lifted his hands and let them fall. "Honestly, Dean, I don't know. Probably just try and barrel past him if I couldn't talk my way out if it."

[identity profile] vkandis-son.livejournal.com 2008-02-10 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
"I've yet to ever go for the foot," he pointed out. "It was all I could think of. But I'm in your hands, Dean."

[identity profile] vkandis-son.livejournal.com 2008-02-10 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Karal shifted from foot to foot, but nodded. "Eyes, throat, crotch. All right. I'd much rather run away without hitting anyone, but if it's necessary, I'd like it to actually help."

[identity profile] vkandis-son.livejournal.com 2008-02-10 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
"So if I'm cornered, distract them, make them think I'm harmless, kick them somewhere painful and run as fast as I can." He nodded. "I actually think I can do that."

Karal had survived an assassin who'd been armed with a poisoned knife and a mallet. Granted, not for very long, but he thought he could manage this.

[identity profile] vkandis-son.livejournal.com 2008-02-10 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
"I've never hit anyone in my life," he admitted,

[identity profile] vkandis-son.livejournal.com 2008-02-10 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Please." He was uncertain enough about the idea; trying it on an actual person did not sound at all appealing.