Fifth Floor Common Room - Friday Evening

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Lois? Totally not about hanging around some volcano. She was, however, all about kung-fu movies and she happened to stumble across a channel full of them. She popped some popcorn and grabbed a soda out of the fridge and settled down on the couch for an evening full of ass kicking. The movie that was on now had some weird plot about elephant theft. Animal stealing and ass kicking. It doesn't get much better than that.

[Open! Not gonna lie, I love this movie]

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[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Lois sighed dramatically. "But that'll take all the fun out of it!"

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

"Fine," Dick conceded. "But if I get hit with engine parts, I'm holding you personally responsible."

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"Fair enough," Lois agreed. "I will take care of any medical costs if you get nailed in the head with a sparkplug."

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

"Sounds fair," Dick said. After a moment he got a suspicious look on his face and asked, "You're not going to randomly throw a spark plug at me before class next week, are you?"

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"Of course not!" Lois paused and thought about it for a moment. "Well...okay, I might."

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

"Do you have good aim or should I bring goggles to protect the eyes?" Dick asked.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"I have really good aim. So you won't even need the goggles," she said. "I'll be courteous enough to aim for the back of your head and you won't have to worry about me missing."

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

"I appreciate it. It's rare that people show such kindness," Dick said.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Lois smiled. "I consider myself the epitome of kindness."

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

"You're getting a plaque that says that for your birthday," Dick said.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"You've got until the 22nd to make said plaque," Lois informed him.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

"Figures. I just had to say that to a girl whose birthday is this month," Dick said. "That'll teach me."

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"I'll accept a piece of paper that said I was the epitome of kindness," Lois said, grinning. "It can be an IOU until my golden plaque comes in."

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

"Oh, no, you'll get the real thing," Dick said. "But I didn't say anything about gold so don't get your hopes up there."

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"Damn," Lois said, snapping her fingers. "And here I thought I was being sneaky about the gold thing."

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

"I'm pretty observant. I can catch sneaky more times than not," Dick said. "So don't feel to bad."

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"I'll just have to be more careful next time I'm trying to sneak things into your subconscious," Lois said, nodding.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

"Or you can bribe me," Dick said. "Honestly, that's more likely to work."

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

"I'll have to keep that in mind," she said. "For the record, bribing works best with me too."

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

"I'm glad to hear that. I find that it's always useful to know upfront who you can and can't bribe. It saves a lot of potential awkwardness farther down the line," Dick said.