Fifth Floor Boy's Bathroom, Sunday Morning

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John met Dawn in the bathroom as discussed where he'd already set up the bleach and green kool-aid along with his step-stool right by the sinks.

Uncapping the bleach, John winced at the aroma.

"Okay, so we probably should've gotten drunk for this to make it really fair, but we can work around that."

[Open for that girl and whoever else belongs there.]

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[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"My face? Did you go in the shower and come back twelve?"

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Oh, as if." Actually, she was doing a pretty good job of imitating a fourteen-year-old Buffy at her worst, but John probably didn't know that. "Are we done? Is this penance enough for ruining your male glory?"

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"Male glory?" John stared. "Are you comparing me to a romance novel or something?"

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"Should I?"

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"No!"

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"Because I could! You'd have to be the humorous buddy sidekick, though," she explained, "since you're not exactly the leading man type. Oooh, or like the good guy the heroine almost gets together with for the hot sex, except for where there's no chemistry."

Okay, he was a tiny bit the leading man type, but this way would be funnier.

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"I'm not the leading man type?" John could not believe she said that. "How am I the one with no chemistry? I exude chemistry!" He should not be so upset about this.

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She eyed him. "Did you even take chemistry?"

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

He stared her down. "I mastered chemistry."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I'm sure you mastered something in your spare time, but I don't think they're calling it chemistry."

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She was really good at almost making him speechless. "Hey, I have witnesses to my chemistry!"

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Oooh, do you sell tickets?" This was so worth the green hair. "Maybe you should advertise on the radio."

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"And maybe I should give you a swirlie." John said, gaze narrowing.

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"Yeah? I'd like to see you try," she said sulkily.

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He crossed his arms over his chest, ignoring the green tint to his hands. "I'd consider that a challenge but I've had detention more often than not lately and knowing the company you keep, I'm likely to get caught."

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"What is that supposed to mean?" She asked, glaring at him, her hands on her hips. "You think I'd go running to tattle on you?"

Which, okay, she probably would have, except for where the Winchesters were on their honeymoon. "I can take care of myself."

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"Hey, unlike some people, I'm not judging here," John said. "Just stating the fact that you would tattle." Even if that happened after she hit him really hard.

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"It's not judging to tell the truth," she argued, "and I so would not. You're just afraid you'll get your ass kicked by a girl."

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"Sorry," John smirked. "But if I was going to be afraid of a girl kicking my ass, it wouldn't involve you." Jaina had the market cornered there.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yeah? Well, I totally dare you to try and not get your ass kicked by me sometime you're not afraid."

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"You're on, Summers," John totally thought he could take her. "Pick the day, we'll meet up and you can give it a try."

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"Any day but Monday," she said, thinking of her upcoming ritual with Meg. "Swords, sticks, or hand-to-hand?"

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He was so in over his head as soon as there were weapons involved. "Um, let's stick with hand-to-hand."

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"Cool!" Dawn was practically bouncing. "I'm kind of out of practice, so this'll be good."

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"Consider it a refresher beating," John offered. He was so going to die.